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in a store at night
« on: September 26, 2010, 11:41:30 AM »
if you were in a store at nite and spent the nite there what would you do? i'd run down the isles screaming like a tard and then eat all the candy, and i'd sleep on the checkout belts. in the morning i'd promply clean up the mess ive made and leave. nobody would have ever known i was there

i would steal all the jelwery but its mostley plastic or cubic zerconia :yawn:

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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2010, 11:44:49 AM »
I'd use my cell phone to call for help! No way I'm staying overnight in an empty store!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2010, 11:48:53 AM »
you dont think it would be fun? maybe i just like being alone where alot of people normally are :laugh:

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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2010, 11:50:06 AM »
I'd rather be at home, online.  :thumbup:
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2010, 11:52:34 AM »
Depends on the store.  I don't think I would sleep though.  Mostly go looking around the areas that say employees only. Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 11:55:19 AM »
Depends on the store.  I don't think I would sleep though.  Mostly go looking around the areas that say employees only. Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts

I can picture you driving a forklift around a deserted store at night, and reassuring the concerned  :police:  who came by to check!

"Everything's fine, Officer, I am the night manager!"   :2thumbsup:
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2010, 11:57:24 AM »
Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts
i could see you going crazy in the tool isle :laugh:

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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 11:58:18 AM »
Depends on the store.  I don't think I would sleep though.  Mostly go looking around the areas that say employees only. Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts

I can picture you driving a forklift around a deserted store at night, and reassuring the concerned  :police:  who came by to check!

"Everything's fine, Officer, I am the night manager!"   :2thumbsup:

It would work.  I used to work a lot on week ends and off hours on deserted construction sites they almost always believe you if you act calm and bitch about having to be there :2thumbsup:

Probably move stuff around and make piles and patterns with it especially if they had fork lifts
i could see you going crazy in the tool isle :laugh:

trying out all the cool ones :2thumbsup:
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2010, 12:18:04 PM »
Grab a skateboard and ride up and down the aisles with music on, play video games all night while pigging out on junk food, watch 5 tv's at a time...my list is endless.

One night isn't enough, shut me up alone for a week.  :laugh:



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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 02:53:05 PM »
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 02:56:06 PM »
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.

 :agreed:  Or the big Borders bookstore in my city...they even have a cafe, so I could eat! 
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2010, 02:59:47 PM »
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.

 :agreed:  Or the big Borders bookstore in my city...they even have a cafe, so I could eat! 

Our main library has a cafe there, so food is covered.  Lots of roomy chairs.  Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?  loverly.  loverly.
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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2010, 03:00:54 PM »
I wouldn't be in a store after hours.  Now, being locked overnight or for a long 3 day weekend in a LIBRARY, that's another story.

 :agreed:  Or the big Borders bookstore in my city...they even have a cafe, so I could eat! 

Our main library has a cafe there, so food is covered.  Lots of roomy chairs.  Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?  loverly.  loverly.

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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2010, 05:00:12 PM »
why go to the library? when you can go online and have virtually any book you want? or magazine :autism:

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Re: in a store at night
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2010, 06:07:52 PM »


I always jump on the back and glide on them when I think nobody is looking. :-[

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