fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it

[ZEGH8578]

i cannot even remember last time i actually FOUND anything with google.

its usually just a looong frustrating session of adding negative keywords for it to ignore, untill i am down to 0 results.

litterally: thanx for nothing google.

i want _every single google employee_ raped into every single orifice on their body, including their eyes.

['Butterflies']

i want _every single google employee_ raped into every single orifice on their body, including their eyes.

You're scaring me

["couldbecousin"]

What kinds of things are you looking up on Google? It works fine for me. 

[ZEGH8578]

im just venting.

it works fine finding nice established good old words, such as "paprika" "chair" "hospital" etc.
its more when i try to look for concepts, abstracts, that i am plunged into the realm of absolute random.

i am also THRILLED about their SUGGESTIONS

i hate their new auto-search thing too. i cannot shut that crap off enough.
i know they are trying to "read my mind", they even admitted it, with the words "read" and "mind", ITS PRETENTIOUS AND OBNOXIOUS AND AND AND

THEY CANT READ MY MIND!!!! >:0
just because my search may start with L and A doesnt mean i am searching for Lady Gaga

"SUUUUURE YOU AAAAAAAARE!" says google

RAAAAPE!!! >:0

also, im outta weed.

[RageBeoulve]

I can find anything on google.

[Osensitive1]

Don't like the new search either.

[RageBeoulve]

You have to use your penis as a divining rod.

['Butterflies']

im just venting.



also, im outta weed.

I didn't think you were serious . I was just having a laugh.

Sorry about the weed. I'm not really a pothead myself, but I've known people who do smoke it constantly. When they run out they always want to kill everyone.

[RageBeoulve]

Weed makes me mad.

[Queen Victoria]

If anyone wants to, they can de-weed my garden.  The dandelions are running rampant.

[Charlotte Quin]

I hate the new image search where things won't load after the 5th or 6th page for me.

[RageBeoulve]

If anyone wants to, they can de-weed my garden.  The dandelions are running rampant.

Pay me in sex.

[Osensitive1]

Dandelions are beautiful delicate flowers, with a dash of childish fun. Some weeds are superior to others.

[richard]

If anyone wants to, they can de-weed my garden.  The dandelions are running rampant.

i dont hate google. but it is annoying when your typing in a word, and it automatically tries to find what you are looking for

[ZEGH8578]

I hate the new image search where things won't load after the 5th or 6th page for me.

their idiotic mouse-over feature bloating images on mouse over is extremely annoying too

and more than once it magnified an image right in front of something else i intended to click