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fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« on: September 24, 2010, 05:56:23 PM »
i cannot even remember last time i actually FOUND anything with google.

its usually just a looong frustrating session of adding negative keywords for it to ignore, untill i am down to 0 results.

litterally: thanx for nothing google.

i want _every single google employee_ raped into every single orifice on their body, including their eyes.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 06:16:25 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 24, 2010, 05:56:23 PM


i want _every single google employee_ raped into every single orifice on their body, including their eyes.

You're scaring me :yikes: :insane: :O_o: :tinfoil:
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 06:34:37 PM »
What kinds of things are you looking up on Google? It works fine for me.  :scratchhead:
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 06:47:17 PM »
im just venting.

it works fine finding nice established good old words, such as "paprika" "chair" "hospital" etc.
its more when i try to look for concepts, abstracts, that i am plunged into the realm of absolute random.

i am also THRILLED about their SUGGESTIONS

i hate their new auto-search thing too. i cannot shut that crap off enough.
i know they are trying to "read my mind", they even admitted it, with the words "read" and "mind", ITS PRETENTIOUS AND OBNOXIOUS AND AND AND

THEY CANT READ MY MIND!!!! >:0
just because my search may start with L and A doesnt mean i am searching for Lady Gaga

"SUUUUURE YOU AAAAAAAARE!" says google

RAAAAPE!!! >:0

also, im outta weed.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 06:48:12 PM »
I can find anything on google.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 06:49:41 PM »
Don't like the new search either.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2010, 06:51:24 PM »
You have to use your penis as a divining rod.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2010, 06:59:19 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on September 24, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
im just venting.



also, im outta weed.

I didn't think you were serious :laugh:. I was just having a laugh.

Sorry about the weed. I'm not really a pothead myself, but I've known people who do smoke it constantly. When they run out they always want to kill everyone.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2010, 07:00:03 PM »
Weed makes me mad.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2010, 07:02:53 PM »
If anyone wants to, they can de-weed my garden.  The dandelions are running rampant.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2010, 07:05:56 PM »
I hate the new image search where things won't load after the 5th or 6th page for me.
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2010, 07:06:47 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 24, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
If anyone wants to, they can de-weed my garden.  The dandelions are running rampant.

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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2010, 07:15:04 PM »
Dandelions are beautiful delicate flowers, with a dash of childish fun. Some weeds are superior to others.
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2010, 07:16:43 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on September 24, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
If anyone wants to, they can de-weed my garden.  The dandelions are running rampant.
:laugh: :plus:

i dont hate google. but it is annoying when your typing in a word, and it automatically tries to find what you are looking for
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Re: fuck google, fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2010, 07:22:42 PM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on September 24, 2010, 07:05:56 PM
I hate the new image search where things won't load after the 5th or 6th page for me.

their idiotic mouse-over feature bloating images on mouse over is extremely annoying too

and more than once it magnified an image right in front of something else i intended to click
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