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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2010, 10:46:14 AM »
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 28, 2010, 10:42:56 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 28, 2010, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 26, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:

I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.

You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)

Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!

 :ghey:

This is a good example of teasing.  Nice job.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2010, 10:53:51 AM »
 :o He finally pulled that stick out of his ass?
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2010, 03:39:54 PM »
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 28, 2010, 10:42:56 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 28, 2010, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 26, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:

I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.

You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)

Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!

 :ghey:
oh wow, funny :laugh: :plus:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #63 on: September 29, 2010, 05:14:33 PM »
Quote from: richard on September 28, 2010, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 28, 2010, 10:42:56 AM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 28, 2010, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Mudkipz on September 26, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Imagine if I was a girl! :eyelash:

I'd call the cops if you tried to talk to me.

You mean the fashion police? Because you look like you need a little flash in your style, honey. ::)

Um, seriously, calling the cops on a girl who's trying to talk to you? Okay, damn, I have never seen such a flaming homosexual in my life!

 :ghey:
oh wow, funny :laugh: :plus:

Felcher: I think the word you were looking for is

HOOKER

which is why Rage would call the cops.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #64 on: October 04, 2010, 06:32:53 PM »
imagine if you lived back in the day. would you be killed? i probably would be because everyone would have thought i was demon posessed
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #65 on: October 04, 2010, 06:37:59 PM »
All persons over the age of 18 who lived in the United States were required to carry a loaded weapon.  (Not that weapon guys)
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #66 on: October 04, 2010, 06:39:28 PM »
imagine if you woke up the opposite sex :aff:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #67 on: October 04, 2010, 06:40:10 PM »
Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #68 on: October 04, 2010, 06:42:57 PM »
imagine if you were a fish on a line
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #69 on: October 05, 2010, 01:16:23 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 04, 2010, 06:40:10 PM
Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.

Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #70 on: October 05, 2010, 07:58:15 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2010, 01:16:23 AM
Quote from: Weakling on October 04, 2010, 06:40:10 PM
Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.

Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.

It doesnt have to be only half.
Most of us have working hands  :zoinks:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #71 on: October 05, 2010, 08:52:35 AM »
imagine if you drowned :P
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #72 on: October 05, 2010, 09:37:09 AM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 05, 2010, 07:58:15 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2010, 01:16:23 AM
Quote from: Weakling on October 04, 2010, 06:40:10 PM
Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.

Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.

It doesnt have to be only half.
Most of us have working hands  :zoinks:

Imagine one of those complete set of sex organs was between your shoulderblades, and you didn't have tentacles.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #73 on: October 05, 2010, 09:40:38 AM »
imagine if you were on that tv show locked up abroad.  :(
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #74 on: October 05, 2010, 11:08:24 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2010, 09:37:09 AM
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 05, 2010, 07:58:15 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 05, 2010, 01:16:23 AM
Quote from: Weakling on October 04, 2010, 06:40:10 PM
Imagine if everyone had a complete set of both sex organs.

Imagine if only half of you would then get satisfied.

It doesnt have to be only half.
Most of us have working hands  :zoinks:

Imagine one of those complete set of sex organs was between your shoulderblades, and you didn't have tentacles.

then 69'ing would be a very difficult affair  :indeed:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  
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