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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #90 on: October 13, 2010, 07:48:23 AM »
If only I could find some way to force it...
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #91 on: October 13, 2010, 08:57:49 AM »
If only I could find some way to force it...

Im going to resist making a joke because I am innocent and pure. :angel:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #92 on: October 13, 2010, 08:59:53 AM »
I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent.  :zoinks:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #93 on: October 13, 2010, 09:13:04 AM »
I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent.  :zoinks:

Bu-but then I'll never get in heaven :aff:

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Aw fuck it  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #94 on: October 13, 2010, 09:28:16 AM »
I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent.  :zoinks:

Bu-but then I'll never get in heaven :aff:

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Aw fuck it  :zoinks:

All little sea-creatures go to heaven.  :hug:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #95 on: October 13, 2010, 09:33:09 AM »
I'll force it in your ass. I'm not innocent.  :zoinks:

Bu-but then I'll never get in heaven :aff:

.....













Aw fuck it  :zoinks:

All little sea-creatures go to heaven.  :hug:

unless they're Cthulu  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #96 on: October 13, 2010, 12:47:40 PM »
H P Lovecraft had never existed.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #97 on: October 13, 2010, 02:10:58 PM »
imagine if you were a bank robber.  :orly:

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #98 on: October 13, 2010, 02:29:58 PM »
imagine if you were a bank robber.  :orly:

Yeah, right.  How many 4 foot 11, fat, silver-haired, female bank robbers are there?   
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #99 on: October 13, 2010, 03:44:13 PM »
i'd be too nervous to stick anyone up for there money. i'd probably studder the whole time and drop the pistol, or trip over my own feet when the cops showed up
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #100 on: October 13, 2010, 04:23:20 PM »
imagine if you were a bank robber.  :orly:

Yeah, right.  How many 4 foot 11, fat, silver-haired, female bank robbers are there?   

That's exactly why you should do it! Nobody will be suspicious of you till it's too late!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #101 on: October 13, 2010, 05:47:03 PM »
i'd be too nervous to stick anyone up for there money. i'd probably studder the whole time and drop the pistol, or trip over my own feet when the cops showed up

Has anyone seen the street video of the bank robbery from hell? 

The robbers ran out of the bank, got in the getaway car and sat there for a few seconds.  Three police cars drove up, "surrounded" the getaway car, leaving some space between the cars.  The police ran into the bank.  The stunned robbers sat there for a few more seconds and then drove off. 
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #102 on: October 14, 2010, 12:25:53 AM »
i'd be too nervous to stick anyone up for there money. i'd probably studder the whole time and drop the pistol, or trip over my own feet when the cops showed up

Has anyone seen the street video of the bank robbery from hell? 

The robbers ran out of the bank, got in the getaway car and sat there for a few seconds.  Three police cars drove up, "surrounded" the getaway car, leaving some space between the cars.  The police ran into the bank.  The stunned robbers sat there for a few more seconds and then drove off. 

Ooops! Are the robbers still at large?  :zoinks:
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #103 on: October 14, 2010, 12:47:09 AM »
imagine if you were, OLD.

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #104 on: October 14, 2010, 12:28:22 PM »
imagine if there was a world peace..
"Me divierto en arrancar del pecho mi mismo corazón...

un cadáver más qué importa al mundo?"