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Quote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:27:26 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:19:34 AMNo trouble at all Phlex. What are fake internet mates for? Aww, did I hurt your feelings with that?Have I met you? Have we had a phone conversation? Do we eMail or IM on a regular basis?No. So I think it falls under fake internet friend. I'm sure you thought I was someone you could rely on in one of your little internet dramas, but I guess not. Keep trying though, I haven't had enough it seems. I think I'm starting to enjoy this attention. I know you won't disappoint.Hurt my feelings? Nah. Good to know where I stand though and good to know know your worth. Rely on you? Mate I could and can. If it comes to a pie eating contest I think I would back you heavily. I don't think you would let me down.Rely on you to be able to make a reasoned or rational call? Not so much.Rely on you to take a mature, critical and non-sexist approach to the women here? Again not so much But as to being able to spout moronic insensibilities? Well since Richard has left I think you fill the shoes admirably. Go Phlex. Post away. Mixed bag really. I see the benefits though glass half full.
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:19:34 AMNo trouble at all Phlex. What are fake internet mates for? Aww, did I hurt your feelings with that?Have I met you? Have we had a phone conversation? Do we eMail or IM on a regular basis?No. So I think it falls under fake internet friend. I'm sure you thought I was someone you could rely on in one of your little internet dramas, but I guess not. Keep trying though, I haven't had enough it seems. I think I'm starting to enjoy this attention. I know you won't disappoint.
No trouble at all Phlex. What are fake internet mates for?
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:42:20 AMQuote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:27:26 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:19:34 AMNo trouble at all Phlex. What are fake internet mates for? Aww, did I hurt your feelings with that?Have I met you? Have we had a phone conversation? Do we eMail or IM on a regular basis?No. So I think it falls under fake internet friend. I'm sure you thought I was someone you could rely on in one of your little internet dramas, but I guess not. Keep trying though, I haven't had enough it seems. I think I'm starting to enjoy this attention. I know you won't disappoint.Hurt my feelings? Nah. Good to know where I stand though and good to know know your worth. Rely on you? Mate I could and can. If it comes to a pie eating contest I think I would back you heavily. I don't think you would let me down.Rely on you to be able to make a reasoned or rational call? Not so much.Rely on you to take a mature, critical and non-sexist approach to the women here? Again not so much But as to being able to spout moronic insensibilities? Well since Richard has left I think you fill the shoes admirably. Go Phlex. Post away. Mixed bag really. I see the benefits though glass half full.Doesn't take much to rattle your cage, does it? Have you always been this easily excitable?I'm like a good book you just can't seem to put down.
Quote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:50:11 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:42:20 AMQuote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:27:26 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:19:34 AMNo trouble at all Phlex. What are fake internet mates for? Aww, did I hurt your feelings with that?Have I met you? Have we had a phone conversation? Do we eMail or IM on a regular basis?No. So I think it falls under fake internet friend. I'm sure you thought I was someone you could rely on in one of your little internet dramas, but I guess not. Keep trying though, I haven't had enough it seems. I think I'm starting to enjoy this attention. I know you won't disappoint.Hurt my feelings? Nah. Good to know where I stand though and good to know know your worth. Rely on you? Mate I could and can. If it comes to a pie eating contest I think I would back you heavily. I don't think you would let me down.Rely on you to be able to make a reasoned or rational call? Not so much.Rely on you to take a mature, critical and non-sexist approach to the women here? Again not so much But as to being able to spout moronic insensibilities? Well since Richard has left I think you fill the shoes admirably. Go Phlex. Post away. Mixed bag really. I see the benefits though glass half full.Doesn't take much to rattle your cage, does it? Have you always been this easily excitable?I'm like a good book you just can't seem to put down. If you say so. I rather think of it as you got my attention. Rattled? Excitable? You again give yourself too much credit. But then this is from the man who is going to "keep me in line" So it is not to be taken that seriously is it?
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 09:19:26 AMQuote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:50:11 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:42:20 AMQuote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:27:26 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:19:34 AMNo trouble at all Phlex. What are fake internet mates for? Aww, did I hurt your feelings with that?Have I met you? Have we had a phone conversation? Do we eMail or IM on a regular basis?No. So I think it falls under fake internet friend. I'm sure you thought I was someone you could rely on in one of your little internet dramas, but I guess not. Keep trying though, I haven't had enough it seems. I think I'm starting to enjoy this attention. I know you won't disappoint.Hurt my feelings? Nah. Good to know where I stand though and good to know know your worth. Rely on you? Mate I could and can. If it comes to a pie eating contest I think I would back you heavily. I don't think you would let me down.Rely on you to be able to make a reasoned or rational call? Not so much.Rely on you to take a mature, critical and non-sexist approach to the women here? Again not so much But as to being able to spout moronic insensibilities? Well since Richard has left I think you fill the shoes admirably. Go Phlex. Post away. Mixed bag really. I see the benefits though glass half full.Doesn't take much to rattle your cage, does it? Have you always been this easily excitable?I'm like a good book you just can't seem to put down. If you say so. I rather think of it as you got my attention. Rattled? Excitable? You again give yourself too much credit. But then this is from the man who is going to "keep me in line" So it is not to be taken that seriously is it?Not to be taken seriously? Is that even a question? I'm not sure if you've noticed how much effort I've put into these replies, but it isn't much.At least you've stopped posting novels. I've heard of tl;dr, but not too short didn't read.
Quote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 09:29:04 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 09:19:26 AMQuote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:50:11 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:42:20 AMQuote from: Phlexor on September 29, 2010, 08:27:26 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on September 29, 2010, 08:19:34 AMNo trouble at all Phlex. What are fake internet mates for? Aww, did I hurt your feelings with that?Have I met you? Have we had a phone conversation? Do we eMail or IM on a regular basis?No. So I think it falls under fake internet friend. I'm sure you thought I was someone you could rely on in one of your little internet dramas, but I guess not. Keep trying though, I haven't had enough it seems. I think I'm starting to enjoy this attention. I know you won't disappoint.Hurt my feelings? Nah. Good to know where I stand though and good to know know your worth. Rely on you? Mate I could and can. If it comes to a pie eating contest I think I would back you heavily. I don't think you would let me down.Rely on you to be able to make a reasoned or rational call? Not so much.Rely on you to take a mature, critical and non-sexist approach to the women here? Again not so much But as to being able to spout moronic insensibilities? Well since Richard has left I think you fill the shoes admirably. Go Phlex. Post away. Mixed bag really. I see the benefits though glass half full.Doesn't take much to rattle your cage, does it? Have you always been this easily excitable?I'm like a good book you just can't seem to put down. If you say so. I rather think of it as you got my attention. Rattled? Excitable? You again give yourself too much credit. But then this is from the man who is going to "keep me in line" So it is not to be taken that seriously is it?Not to be taken seriously? Is that even a question? I'm not sure if you've noticed how much effort I've put into these replies, but it isn't much.At least you've stopped posting novels. I've heard of tl;dr, but not too short didn't read.I have? Nah. Just posting novels to posts on other forums. Sharing the love Phlex and I resume novel sized posts when I do. That is a default setting and you know that. As to whether "Not to be taken seriously?" is a question, I don't think I have ever writing this as a question have I? Put down that joint Phlex and concentrate on what you write.
NEWSFLASH: - IntensitySquared, Thursday 10:18AM AEST 30 Sept 2010.Richtard has me on ignore. How long before he shits himself and decides to answer this post? How long before his Peter will drop off from too much tugging? Stay tuned for Richtard to *maybe* answer these questions.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:20:44 PMNEWSFLASH: - IntensitySquared, Thursday 10:18AM AEST 30 Sept 2010.Richtard has me on ignore. How long before he shits himself and decides to answer this post? How long before his Peter will drop off from too much tugging? Stay tuned for Richtard to *maybe* answer these questions.I think he's gone. He announced last night that he would leave after 8,000 posts, which he has completed.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:20:44 PMNEWSFLASH: - IntensitySquared, Thursday 10:18AM AEST 30 Sept 2010.Richtard has me on ignore. How long before he shits himself and decides to answer this post? How long before his Peter will drop off from too much tugging? Stay tuned for Richtard to *maybe* answer these questions.
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 29, 2010, 06:30:33 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:20:44 PMNEWSFLASH: - IntensitySquared, Thursday 10:18AM AEST 30 Sept 2010.Richtard has me on ignore. How long before he shits himself and decides to answer this post? How long before his Peter will drop off from too much tugging? Stay tuned for Richtard to *maybe* answer these questions.Maybe that was the problem..... not enough fucking.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:46:13 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 29, 2010, 06:30:33 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:20:44 PMNEWSFLASH: - IntensitySquared, Thursday 10:18AM AEST 30 Sept 2010.Richtard has me on ignore. How long before he shits himself and decides to answer this post? How long before his Peter will drop off from too much tugging? Stay tuned for Richtard to *maybe* answer these questions.Maybe that was the problem..... not enough fucking.I really dont know , I just wanted to type that in massive capital letters
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 29, 2010, 06:47:03 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:46:13 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 29, 2010, 06:30:33 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:20:44 PMNEWSFLASH: - IntensitySquared, Thursday 10:18AM AEST 30 Sept 2010.Richtard has me on ignore. How long before he shits himself and decides to answer this post? How long before his Peter will drop off from too much tugging? Stay tuned for Richtard to *maybe* answer these questions.Maybe that was the problem..... not enough fucking.I really dont know , I just wanted to type that in massive capital letters Yes, those fucking Peters were big. 30pt big.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:49:19 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 29, 2010, 06:47:03 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:46:13 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 29, 2010, 06:30:33 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 29, 2010, 06:20:44 PMNEWSFLASH: - IntensitySquared, Thursday 10:18AM AEST 30 Sept 2010.Richtard has me on ignore. How long before he shits himself and decides to answer this post? How long before his Peter will drop off from too much tugging? Stay tuned for Richtard to *maybe* answer these questions.Maybe that was the problem..... not enough fucking.I really dont know , I just wanted to type that in massive capital letters Yes, those fucking Peters were big. 30pt big.wel I was going to use 50 pt But I think that was a bit OTT :lol: