Pikachu, let me post on AFF again!

[DukeNukem]

I have 7 fucking users on IGNORE. Gee, I'm popular. I guess my boobs are a dick magnet. Too bad I'm straight!

[Squidusa]

Sidenote; I find it amusing how many people from AFF are finding their way here - there's Hyke and Ross, Couldbe the ex Admin, Skyblue, Aero, Toad, Tigger, and loads more besides.

Also, how many admins from other sites are here.

You all act like you wouldn't like to receive a blowjob, and like it was a bad thing.

I actually don't enjoy them - find them borderline painful, can't handle the level of stimulation.

/your daily dose of TMI

I think the girls you been with just didn't know how to do it properly.

@Sky; really? I hadn't a clue!

@Couldbe; Sadly, I am.

I've had ones where I'm sitting bored, and I've had ones where I've had to have them stop because it starts out nice, but after a few seconds the level of stimulation is just too much and it becomes painful.

Seriously - last girl I slept with, my current "it's bloody complicated", is fucking amazing in the sack (as well as, well, just about every way possible - long story, another time, perhaps) - five seconds and I'm begging her to stop because it's too much stimulation.

Yes, even with a condom on.

Thankfully, I'm not a PE.

Can't take it like a man? You're a fucking pussy, Pikachu!

Thats exactly what he's getting and you're not .....pussy.

Last time I checked, he was crying about being bitten in the dick. You know, "shit no one cares about"?

Duke the only thing you can check coherently is your nutsack.

If you actually read Pika's comment you'd have seen that he was talking about the sensation of Oral sex itself not biting.

[skyblue1]

Who is Aerodynamite?

Let me post you assholes!

LOL, you gotta wait in line to post

[Adam]

Aerodynamite are you hot? How old are you? Are you going to post a picture of your boobs?

[Queen Victoria]

You all act like you wouldn't like to receive a blowjob, and like it was a bad thing.

No, just Duke. As he said on another thread, he'll be a virgin for life.

Never said I was giving em away, perhaps I am a bit too selective with the guy's AND the dick's I suck on. Sorry.  

You're not going to last too long here. 

Don't listen to him! I've been here since February without even showing anyone my ankles! 

No one caught it.  Weebles don't have ankles.

[DukeNukem]

Can't take it like a man? You're a fucking pussy, Pikachu!

Thats exactly what he's getting and you're not .....pussy.

Squid steps up to the plate - BAM, OUTTAFUCKINGSIGHT.

 

Last time I checked, he was crying about being bitten in the dick. You know, "shit no one cares about"?

Not that you'll know this, but oral stimulation is incredibly directed and intense.

I don't mind pain - I'm a masochist, you should see some of the shit I get up to - but it's not a pain pain, it's an overload of stimulation.

Pain is, as they say, close to pleasure.

Quit contradicting yourself, pussy. You know you can't take it. You moan and cry like a little bitch who lost her "lollipop".

[Aerodynamite]

Can't take it like a man? You're a fucking pussy, Pikachu!

Thats exactly what he's getting and you're not .....pussy.

Squid steps up to the plate - BAM, OUTTAFUCKINGSIGHT.

 

Last time I checked, he was crying about being bitten in the dick. You know, "shit no one cares about"?

Not that you'll know this, but oral stimulation is incredibly directed and intense.

I don't mind pain - I'm a masochist, you should see some of the shit I get up to - but it's not a pain pain, it's an overload of stimulation.

Pain is, as they say, close to pleasure.

Oh, now that you put it like this, I think it's the same issue I have with oral/being touched, cept I am not a guy.

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[skyblue1]

Can't take it like a man? You're a fucking pussy, Pikachu!

Thats exactly what he's getting and you're not .....pussy.

Squid steps up to the plate - BAM, OUTTAFUCKINGSIGHT.

 

Last time I checked, he was crying about being bitten in the dick. You know, "shit no one cares about"?

Not that you'll know this, but oral stimulation is incredibly directed and intense.

I don't mind pain - I'm a masochist, you should see some of the shit I get up to - but it's not a pain pain, it's an overload of stimulation.

Pain is, as they say, close to pleasure.

errr, overstimulation is an Aspie thing

[Scrapheap]

I have 7 fucking users on IGNORE. Gee, I'm DEE DEEDEE!! Fucking RETARDED!!!. I guess my boobs are a dick magnet. Glad I'm not straight!

fixed. 

[DukeNukem]

I never get overstimulated when I masturbate. What the hell?

[Scrapheap]

I never get overstimulated when I masturbate. What the hell?

Jacking off too much kills your sensitivity.  

 

[Aerodynamite]

Aerodynamite are you hot? How old are you? Are you going to post a picture of your boobs?

1 Thats for you to judge
2 My age is irrelevant to my current life situation and physical appearance as it seems some people tend to think I am 16 and even 14
3 Keep on dreamin' boy.

[Squidusa]

Who is Aerodynamite?

Let me post MY asshole!

fixed. 

LMAO , oh my god my sides hurt... still lol'ing

 

Can't take it like a man? You're a fucking pussy, Pikachu!

Thats exactly what he's getting and you're not .....pussy.

Squid steps up to the plate - BAM, OUTTAFUCKINGSIGHT.

 

Lol thanks  

["couldbecousin"]

Sidenote; I find it amusing how many people from AFF are finding their way here - there's Hyke and Ross, Couldbe the ex Admin, Skyblue, Aero, Toad, Tigger, and loads more besides.

Also, how many admins from other sites are here.

You all act like you wouldn't like to receive a blowjob, and like it was a bad thing.

I actually don't enjoy them - find them borderline painful, can't handle the level of stimulation.

/your daily dose of TMI

I think the girls you been with just didn't know how to do it properly.

@Sky; really? I hadn't a clue!

@Couldbe; Sadly, I am.

I've had ones where I'm sitting bored, and I've had ones where I've had to have them stop because it starts out nice, but after a few seconds the level of stimulation is just too much and it becomes painful.

Seriously - last girl I slept with, my current "it's bloody complicated", is fucking amazing in the sack (as well as, well, just about every way possible - long story, another time, perhaps) - five seconds and I'm begging her to stop because it's too much stimulation.

Yes, even with a condom on.

Thankfully, I'm not a PE.

Can't take it like a man? You're a fucking pussy, Pikachu!

His name is Pika jedi.  

[Scrapheap]

Aerodynamite are you hot? How old are you? Are you going to post a picture of your boobs?

1 Thats for you to judge
2 My age is irrelevant to my current life situation and physical appearance as it seems some people tend to think I am 16 and even 14
3 Keep on dreamin' boy.

FYI, Soph is a chick.