Pikachu, let me post on AFF again!

[Callaway]

Why were you banned from there in the first place?  Were you trolling there, did you compare the place with a bad daytime soap, or what?

[DukeNukem]

You're banned from AFF now? I thought you lost your PM and posting privileges?

It's almost the same as being banned, dear Queen of Literal. It's much easier to type "unban me NOW you sorry bastard!" than to type "can you give me back my posting and PM'ing privileges, pweeeeze?".
 

[The_Chosen_One]

You're banned from AFF now? I thought you lost your PM and posting privileges?

He's too stupid to tell, old felcher boy.

[DukeNukem]

Why were you banned from there in the first place?  Were you trolling there, did you compare the place with a bad daytime soap, or what?

I was mad at the place because there was very little new blood and there was a particular passive-aggressive member who really annoying me. I feel stupid now. If I were to be unbanned, I wouldn't be trolling there anymore.

[The_Chosen_One]

You're banned from AFF now? I thought you lost your PM and posting privileges?

It's almost the same as being banned, dear Queen of Literal. It's much easier to type "unban me NOW you sorry bastard!" than to type "can you give me back my posting and PM'ing privileges, pweeeeze?".
 

And using language like that to your modmin, who'm you should kiss his arse for the privilege, will get you fucking BUCKLEY'S chance of getting what you want, felcher me ol' son.

[DukeNukem]

You're banned from AFF now? I thought you lost your PM and posting privileges?

It's almost the same as being banned, dear Queen of Literal. It's much easier to type "unban me NOW you sorry bastard!" than to type "can you give me back my posting and PM'ing privileges, pweeeeze?".
 

And using language like that to your modmin, who'm you should kiss his arse for the privilege, will get you fucking BUCKLEY'S chance of getting what you want, felcher me ol' son.

Sorry, daddy-O, but I'm not your son. I don't think I'd be able to withstand getting sexually molested by you.

[The_Chosen_One]

You're banned from AFF now? I thought you lost your PM and posting privileges?

It's almost the same as being banned, dear Queen of Literal. It's much easier to type "unban me NOW you sorry bastard!" than to type "can you give me back my posting and PM'ing privileges, pweeeeze?".
 

And using language like that to your modmin, who'm you should kiss his arse for the privilege, will get you fucking BUCKLEY'S chance of getting what you want, felcher me ol' son.

Sorry, daddy-O, but I'm not your son. I don't think I'd be able to withstand getting sexually molested by you.

I think I'd be more afraid of it being the other way 'round.

[Squidusa]

I think I'd be more afraid of it being the other way 'round.

Thank goodness cows are such strong animals or the poor buggers'd be crushed to death

[RageBeoulve]

I think I'd be more afraid of it being the other way 'round.

Thank goodness cows are such strong animals or the poor buggers'd be crushed to death

By what?

[Squidusa]

I think I'd be more afraid of it being the other way 'round.

Thank goodness cows are such strong animals or the poor buggers'd be crushed to death

By what?

Not what , who

[RageBeoulve]

 

[Natalia Evans]

Why is Feral aspie getting this special treatment while everyone else gets banned from there?

You must be special Duke since you get the posting and PM privileges taken instead of being banned.

[Squidusa]

Why is Feral aspie getting this special treatment while everyone else gets banned from there?

You must be special Duke since you get the posting and PM privileges taken instead of being banned.

Because he *wants* to get banned , he'd consider it another "notch on his belt" of trolling.

Keeping him with no posts or PM's makes it more infuriating for him and more lulzy for us 

[Frolic_Fun]

Why are you wanting to go back to a website that's chock full of overly-PC and sensitive dribblers?

[Queen Victoria]

The best way to get privileges back is to build a track record of more responsible posts.  This isn't going to happen overnight.  It might take a few months.  That's the way it is with life.  If  you do something offensive on a regular basis people come to expect that from you.  If you do something good on a regular bassi people come to expect that from you.  This is pretty much a universal  human behavior.