Pikachu, let me post on AFF again!

[DukeNukem]

Yes, you are a shallow asshole, Aerodynamite. You are a shallow asshole.

["couldbecousin"]

Sidenote; I find it amusing how many people from AFF are finding their way here - there's Hyke and Ross, Couldbe the ex Admin, Skyblue, Aero, Toad, Tigger, and loads more besides.

Also, how many admins from other sites are here.

You all act like you wouldn't like to receive a blowjob, and like it was a bad thing.

I actually don't enjoy them - find them borderline painful, can't handle the level of stimulation.

/your daily dose of TMI

I think the girls you been with just didn't know how to do it properly.

@Sky; really? I hadn't a clue!

@Couldbe; Sadly, I am.

I've had ones where I'm sitting bored, and I've had ones where I've had to have them stop because it starts out nice, but after a few seconds the level of stimulation is just too much and it becomes painful.

Seriously - last girl I slept with, my current "it's bloody complicated", is fucking amazing in the sack (as well as, well, just about every way possible - long story, another time, perhaps) - five seconds and I'm begging her to stop because it's too much stimulation.

Yes, even with a condom on.

Thankfully, I'm not a PE.

Can't take it like a man? You're a fucking pussy, Pikachu!

His name is Pika jedi.  

ummm, pikajedi3...to be exact

Yes, he is Pikajedi3. It is a fine name. 

[Squidusa]

Soph is an abomination created by some mad scientist or something.

And you are the bucktoothed hybrid of a pig and a redneck...Do you oink while your titties lactate?  

[Adam]

Soph can be whatever you want Soph to be  

(if he gets boobs in the process)

Well, do you look good in heels?

What about me?  

Depends on how cute you are. I am a shallow asshole in the end.  

I don't think I could walk in heels  

[Aerodynamite]

Yes, you are a shallow asshole, Aerodynamite. You are a shallow asshole.

Awww you sound so desperate!

[Binty]

What about me? 

No one cares about you. I'm the new "Bint" around here.

I wasn't talking to you  

[skyblue1]

damn where is my herb, this has been so entertaining, I have been off work for 3 and a half hours and aint smoked a bit.

[Aerodynamite]

Soph can be whatever you want Soph to be  

(if he gets boobs in the process)

Well, do you look good in heels?

What about me?  

Depends on how cute you are. I am a shallow asshole in the end.  

I don't think I could walk in heels  

Then there's no deal if you can't at least be a cute trap.

[ῦ]

ummm, pikajedi3...to be exact

A name I adopted when I was much, much younger and that I would dearly like to start migrating away from.

Alas, I am now relatively well known by that identity and it'd be a bitch to change now.

[Squidusa]

Soph can be whatever you want Soph to be  

(if he gets boobs in the process)

Well, do you look good in heels?

What about me?  

Depends on how cute you are. I am a shallow asshole in the end.  

I don't think I could walk in heels  

I can do it in 8  

[Adam]

Soph can be whatever you want Soph to be  

(if he gets boobs in the process)

Well, do you look good in heels?

What about me?  

Depends on how cute you are. I am a shallow asshole in the end.  

I don't think I could walk in heels  

Then there's no deal if you can't at least be a cute trap.

I'll let you play with my toy soldiers if you let me play with your boobs?

[Aerodynamite]

Don't you have anything a little more interesting? 

[Binty]

Soph can be whatever you want Soph to be  

(if he gets boobs in the process)

Well, do you look good in heels?

What about me? 

Depends on how cute you are. I am a shallow asshole in the end.  

People say I'm cute

If you show me yours, I'll show you mine

[DukeNukem]

Yes, you are a shallow asshole, Aerodynamite. You are a shallow asshole.

Awww you sound so desperate!

Finally, you make a fucking response to me. If it weren't for your looks, no one would give a shit about you.

[skyblue1]

ummm, pikajedi3...to be exact

A name I adopted when I was much, much younger and that I would dearly like to start migrating away from.

Alas, I am now relatively well known by that identity and it'd be a bitch to change now.

I remember pikajedi1 and 2 , also.........shit I am getting old