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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #180 on: September 28, 2010, 10:25:06 AM »
ALL CLOSE STAFF. *Beheads hyke in a single stroke, and murmurs a prayer for her.*

ALL CLOSE STAFF. *Points the massive fire spell at squid*


Oh its on now....  :evillaugh:



*slashes a tentacle at rage*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #181 on: September 28, 2010, 10:28:23 AM »
Where's Sir Les when you need him?  Probably chatting up some winsome wenches.  Rescue my ladies from Rage.
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #182 on: September 28, 2010, 10:32:55 AM »
*Fires the spell, ignoring squid's scare tactic. It blows his head off his body, Along with bringing a nuclear winter.*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #183 on: September 28, 2010, 10:34:39 AM »
*Fires the spell, ignoring squid's scare tactic. It blows his head off his body, Along with bringing a nuclear winter.*

Well, with a nuclear winter at least we'll have enough icebergs to make ice cubes for our gin and tonics.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #184 on: September 28, 2010, 10:38:12 AM »
Where's Sir Les when you need him?  Probably chatting up some winsome wenches.  Rescue my ladies from Rage.
*Spots the main target in hykes orders*

My lady queen... PRAY! *He pounces*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #185 on: September 28, 2010, 10:54:52 AM »
*Fires the spell, ignoring squid's scare tactic. It blows his head off his body, Along with bringing a nuclear winter.*

*regrows head*

Oh dear im still alive  :evillaugh:

*slams a tentacle down on Rage, breaking bones*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #186 on: September 28, 2010, 11:02:13 AM »
I must carry out my orders, even if it be the death of man!

*He begins to emit such heat that his sword and armor melt, and his body glows as brightly as the sun.*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #187 on: September 28, 2010, 11:04:38 AM »
*pullls back in the sea and rushes forward creating a tidal wave*

 :asthing:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #188 on: September 28, 2010, 11:08:14 AM »
Where's Sir Les when you need him?  Probably chatting up some winsome wenches.  Rescue my ladies from Rage.

Its all OK. I got Mudkipz to be a body double for that scene. Hyke and I watched from afar and commented on how realistic the head removal looked.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #189 on: September 28, 2010, 11:16:40 AM »
*pullls back in the sea and rushes forward creating a tidal wave*

 :asthing:
*He is sucked into the sea by the wave, and unfortunately grows at a startling pace as the hydrogen and oxygen spark a fusion reaction. Within moments, the sea is boiling.*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #190 on: September 28, 2010, 11:20:11 AM »
*pullls back in the sea and rushes forward creating a tidal wave*

 :asthing:
*He is sucked into the sea by the wave, and unfortunately grows at a startling pace as the hydrogen and oxygen spark a fusion reaction. Within moments, the sea is boiling.*

*is luckily already out of the water*

*Sees rage growing*

....... :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #191 on: September 28, 2010, 11:27:56 AM »
*All life on the planet is vapor within hours. Using his last strand of concsious thought, he goes supernova, which causes the sun to do so as well. Life ends.*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #192 on: September 28, 2010, 11:29:56 AM »
*All life on the planet is vapor within hours. Using his last strand of concsious thought, he goes supernova, which causes the sun to do so as well. Life ends.*

And what pray tell , was the point of that?   :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #193 on: September 28, 2010, 11:50:36 AM »
*All life on the planet is vapor within hours. Using his last strand of concsious thought, he goes supernova, which causes the sun to do so as well. Life ends.*

And what pray tell , was the point of that?   :lol:


*curtain falls, audience goes crazy applauding*   :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #194 on: September 28, 2010, 11:55:20 AM »
*All life on the planet is vapor within hours. Using his last strand of concsious thought, he goes supernova, which causes the sun to do so as well. Life ends.*

And what pray tell , was the point of that?   :lol:


*curtain falls, audience goes crazy applauding*   :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


 :yikes:

*collapses in stage fright*
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.