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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #165 on: September 28, 2010, 06:23:59 AM »
I could burn the kingdom to ash and slaughter all fleeing subjects to keep the matter private.
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Remind me not to put you in charge of public relations.
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #166 on: September 28, 2010, 09:01:50 AM »
I could burn the kingdom to ash and slaughter all fleeing subjects to keep the matter private.
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Remind me not to put you in charge of public relations.

May I suggest you put him in charge of the secret squad Your Highness?
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #167 on: September 28, 2010, 09:21:14 AM »
If the squad is truly secret, i'll have to slay the squad. *Monty python lancelot music plays*

AHA HAHA *sword clanging*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #168 on: September 28, 2010, 09:35:49 AM »
If the squad is truly secret, i'll have to slay the squad. *Monty python lancelot music plays*

AHA HAHA *sword clanging*

But then it'll be a dead squad not a secret squad?

*puzzled*
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #169 on: September 28, 2010, 09:36:39 AM »
If the squad is truly secret, i'll have to slay the squad. *Monty python lancelot music plays*

AHA HAHA *sword clanging*

But then it'll be a dead squad not a secret squad?

*puzzled*

I think we need a SQUID squad!  :laugh:
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #170 on: September 28, 2010, 09:38:27 AM »
If the squad is truly secret, i'll have to slay the squad. *Monty python lancelot music plays*

AHA HAHA *sword clanging*

But then it'll be a dead squad not a secret squad?

*puzzled*

DEad men are unable to tell secrets. I see the genius in this approach. Scared shitless that I do.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #171 on: September 28, 2010, 09:40:21 AM »
If the squad is truly secret, i'll have to slay the squad. *Monty python lancelot music plays*

AHA HAHA *sword clanging*

But then it'll be a dead squad not a secret squad?

*puzzled*

DEad men are unable to tell secrets. I see the genius in this approach. Scared shitless that I do.  :zoinks:


Dead men tell no tales but they're no good for back up as corpses  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #172 on: September 28, 2010, 09:42:52 AM »
Yes. *Sheathes bloody sword*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #173 on: September 28, 2010, 10:00:19 AM »
Yes. *Sheathes bloody sword*

Well, Her Highness and close staff should know about it. Who else could tell you were to eliminate at Her Majesties bidding?

But, the squad itself is a one man squad indeed, and your first assignment would be to make sure that it is again, also after your appointment.
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #174 on: September 28, 2010, 10:01:49 AM »
Yes. *Sheathes bloody sword*

Well, Her Highness and close staff should know about it. Who else could tell you were to eliminate at Her Majesties bidding?

But, the squad itself is a one man squad indeed, and your first assignment would be to make sure that it is again, also after your appointment.


Also kill Napoleon that bastard owes me money
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #175 on: September 28, 2010, 10:04:55 AM »
Yes. *Sheathes bloody sword*

Well, Her Highness and close staff should know about it. Who else could tell you were to eliminate at Her Majesties bidding?

But, the squad itself is a one man squad indeed, and your first assignment would be to make sure that it is again, also after your appointment.

HIGHNESS AND CLOSE STAFF.. YES.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #176 on: September 28, 2010, 10:09:46 AM »
NAPOLEON. YES. *draws sword with one hand, begins a spell with the other*  PRAY, LADY HYKE.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #177 on: September 28, 2010, 10:13:38 AM »
* bets eyes with an embroidered handkerchief *

* closes eyes and folds hands, asking for a safe return of Sir Lance and a successful endeavour *
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #178 on: September 28, 2010, 10:16:15 AM »
* bets eyes with an embroidered handkerchief *

* closes eyes and folds hands, asking for a safe return of Sir Lance and a successful endeavour *


and bigger muscles  :zoinks:
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Re: Hello newbi member
« Reply #179 on: September 28, 2010, 10:22:33 AM »
ALL CLOSE STAFF. *Beheads hyke in a single stroke, and murmurs a prayer for her.*

ALL CLOSE STAFF. *Points the massive fire spell at squid*
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"