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This is my 30000th post
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I'm going to try to take a rock that weighs 35-40 pounds with me when I move. I can't be bothered doing the 'if it fits it ships' dealCost too much. last time I mailed a box it costed over $50!
The speedometer on my van only goes up to 90 mph