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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1950 on: July 25, 2012, 08:38:11 AM »
Once I got a flat tire on the side of the highway in GA and a limo with a motorcade was trying to clear through a traffic jam. A man in the backseat put the window down and asked if I needed any help. It was Nelson Mandela.  :thumbup:

  That's awesome, what a class act.  :thumbup:

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And, did he help you change the tire?
No I was dumbstruck. Told him I was fine. :laugh:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1951 on: July 25, 2012, 12:30:52 PM »
I have never owned a new car but have driven several that had less than 100 miles on them where I used to work
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1952 on: July 25, 2012, 01:52:34 PM »
My mom used to tell me my eyes were the colour of
 
dandy-grey-russet 

and i used to brag about it at school until i
realised there was no such colour.  :'(
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1953 on: July 25, 2012, 04:03:00 PM »
My mom used to tell me my eyes were the colour of
 
dandy-grey-russet 

and i used to brag about it at school until i
realised there was no such colour.  :'(

 :lol1: Mum's can be so creatively misleading sometimes.

When I was little I hated my name because (at the time) it was too original and no one had the same name as me. I used to wish my parents had named me Melissa.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1954 on: July 25, 2012, 09:34:52 PM »
I'm full, and I have $1,000 dollars saved. my life fucking rules!
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1955 on: July 25, 2012, 09:45:31 PM »
I'm full, and I have $1,000 dollars saved. my life fucking rules!

  Dude, how did you manage that?  And what did you have at your most recent meal?  :orly:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1956 on: July 25, 2012, 11:30:16 PM »
My mom used to tell me my eyes were the colour of
 
dandy-grey-russet 

and i used to brag about it at school until i
realised there was no such colour.  :'(

 :lol1: Mum's can be so creatively misleading sometimes.

When I was little I hated my name because (at the time) it was too original and no one had the same name as me. I used to wish my parents had named me Melissa.

Well, I think that MissKitty is a lovely name.  I had a friend named Melissa, though, and that's a nice name too.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1957 on: July 26, 2012, 08:33:35 AM »
When the colours were just right my Mom used to say that the sunset was Sky Blue Pink.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1958 on: July 26, 2012, 10:48:49 AM »
When I get fidgety and can't sit still my Gram used to tell me I had the doodleattic tap :laugh:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1959 on: July 26, 2012, 02:16:45 PM »
Dude, how did you manage that?  And what did you have at your most recent meal?  :orly:
I saved $500 in June and $500 this month, and I had bean and cheese burritos >:D
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1960 on: July 26, 2012, 03:49:14 PM »
When I am looking at the topics in the Unread posts since last visit I try to guess who was the last poster.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1961 on: July 26, 2012, 05:51:18 PM »
When the colours were just right my Mom used to say that the sunset was Sky Blue Pink.

  My mother used to mention that color too!   :orly:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1962 on: July 27, 2012, 02:58:16 AM »
My turn to do laundry.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1963 on: July 27, 2012, 05:23:19 AM »
My turn to do laundry.

  It's  always  my turn to do the laundry.   :emosad:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1964 on: July 27, 2012, 01:56:18 PM »
My turn to do laundry.

  It's  always  my turn to do the laundry.   :emosad:

Mine too, but my washing-machine does the actual turning, thank goodness.
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