Useless Personal Trivia

['andersom']

I got a lot of balls big heavy ones at that

Those are huge marbles. 

Your collection is proof of how many people have lost their marbles in this world.

[Genesis]

I've been around way too much

[midlifeaspie]

I've been around way too much

Got the herp?

["couldbecousin"]

I wear boots almost exclusively and at the moment I don't even have a pair of sneakers

 I wear my slip-resistant work shoes everywhere. 

[Parts]

When it gets very cold and I work outside a lot my fingers crack and bleed

[odeon]

I lost my gloves in Prague last weekend.

[Queen Victoria]

I lost my gloves in Prague last weekend.

And CBC lost her heart in Altoona.

[odeon]

I lost my gloves in Prague last weekend.

And CBC lost her heart in Altoona.

I only have to buy new gloves.

[Queen Victoria]

I lost my gloves in Prague last weekend.

And CBC lost her heart in Altoona.

I only have to buy new gloves.

Here's a nice pair for only $150.

[eris]

I lost my gloves in Prague last weekend.

And CBC lost her heart in Altoona.

i have been to altoona. stayed at someones house who had mousetraps everywhere.

[Parts]

I keep a golf club next to the stairs to the deck in my back yard to knock the dirt off the bottom of my boots before going in the house,  it works so much better than just a door mat

[eris]

im getting laid tonight

[Adam]

i'm not

[Queen Victoria]

i'm not

Try masturbation and saying, "Now I lay me down to sleep."  Then you'll get laid.

[eris]

i just took a shower and washed my ass because im getting laid tonight. so now im laying in bed butt ass nekked. he will be here in less than an hour i better get ready