A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
^ Me too. (but it looks soo beautiful in combination with my new pink floral-print dress) ( )
^ Well, you first. (You see.. I still have to buy me some high healed shoes.. but promise when that's done I'll post all the pictures I shoot )
Quote from: lutra on June 13, 2011, 08:54:57 AM^ Well, you first. (You see.. I still have to buy me some high healed shoes.. but promise when that's done I'll post all the pictures I shoot )You'll probably be ready for the photo-shoot before I am then. There very likely are more high heels in your size than in mine. I've got small, very wide feet. They just don't make anything fancy for that.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Um?
I can't stand the feel of nailpolish on my fingernails.
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