A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Where I buy coffee in the mornings on the way to work they make it for me when they see my truck pull in the parking lot
Quote from: parts on March 05, 2011, 05:14:34 PMWhere I buy coffee in the mornings on the way to work they make it for me when they see my truck pull in the parking lotAww that is nice of them. bodaccea, your story reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I thought how I really liked the smell of coffee, so a big spoonful of it should taste nice. It didn't, I remember spitting it into the sink. There was no one around so I didn't get caught.
I HAVE NOT FLOWN SINCE 9/11
Quote from: bodaccea on March 06, 2011, 05:00:12 AMI HAVE NOT FLOWN SINCE 9/11I have never flown.
Quote from: bodaccea on March 06, 2011, 05:00:12 AMI HAVE NOT FLOWN SINCE 9/11I carried steel bodied pens on aircraft well before 9/11/01 figuring they could be shoved into a brain pan through an eye socket if need be. Quote from: couldbecousin on March 06, 2011, 05:12:34 AMQuote from: bodaccea on March 06, 2011, 05:00:12 AMI HAVE NOT FLOWN SINCE 9/11I have never flown. I don't grok that Weeble.
Visit me! I'd cook for you and show you all things british.
you can visit me - won't promise to cook, but i can sho you the chippy
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 06, 2011, 05:12:34 AMQuote from: bodaccea on March 06, 2011, 05:00:12 AMI HAVE NOT FLOWN SINCE 9/11I have never flown. I have never flown either