As for my hearing, I know it's not great (too many years of listening to loud music on ),
but I don't know whether I can hear a trapdoor spider's legs because I've never encountered one in person.
Deary, I have a few years of rock and roll under my belt as well.
I have doubts that you can know who I am, but, aside from all that may imply, I have tinnitus in both ears. My ears totally suck.
I think I qualify for a "Handicapped parking spot," actually, since my ears are so far from what they were when I was your age. I am basically deaf, these days.
Every song I have ever heard, and been a part of, rings in my ears all at the same time. My ears are quite suspect in this time of my life.
I can still hear spiders and wasps, though.
... and cricket songs are a mainstay of my outdoor life in the summer.
Sorry, but compared to where I was in my thirties, I am now a deaf old man and I can not hear shit in a storm.