I have several dates, in my freezer.
I just finished the last one.
When you first said you had a date, I thought that date meant that you were going out with someone, then you said you ate your date, so I knew you meant the other kind. Sorry that all your dates have been eaten.
Ahh, you hope I meant the other kind.
I have figured it out now, but if you ate all your dates and I had several in my freezer and they were the mate kind of dates, that would make us a couple of black widow spiders, wouldn't it?
So easy to catch them too.
"Hush, I hear my husband coming. Quick, hide in here."
And then push them in that big cupboard that in fact is a freezer. Lock it, and you're done.