A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I have preserves in my refrigerator that my grandma made. I will never eat them but don't throw them out either.
Peach preserves.
I can see that, especially if your grandmother's gone. If I hadn't already eaten my granddad's hot pepper jelly, I might have been tempted to hold on to it, too.My grandmother made me a quilt that I would never get rid of. I have a small very sturdy table that my dad made for my daughter and he helped me redo two old solid oak Queen Anne chairs. I have my mother's Hummel figurines.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:28:21 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:27:39 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:25:55 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:21:22 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:20:12 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:15:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 PMI cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.Do you get air sick too? I don't know, I've never flown! Don't worry about it. Aircraft are cool.And if air travel doesn't agree with me, I can always request one of those cool little airsick bags! Better yet, just don't get nauseous. What's the secret? I don't know, I just never got air sick. Flying is fun.
Quote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:27:39 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:25:55 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:21:22 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:20:12 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:15:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 PMI cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.Do you get air sick too? I don't know, I've never flown! Don't worry about it. Aircraft are cool.And if air travel doesn't agree with me, I can always request one of those cool little airsick bags! Better yet, just don't get nauseous. What's the secret?
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:25:55 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:21:22 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:20:12 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:15:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 PMI cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.Do you get air sick too? I don't know, I've never flown! Don't worry about it. Aircraft are cool.And if air travel doesn't agree with me, I can always request one of those cool little airsick bags! Better yet, just don't get nauseous.
Quote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:21:22 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:20:12 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:15:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 PMI cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.Do you get air sick too? I don't know, I've never flown! Don't worry about it. Aircraft are cool.And if air travel doesn't agree with me, I can always request one of those cool little airsick bags!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 06:20:12 PMQuote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:15:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 PMI cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.Do you get air sick too? I don't know, I've never flown! Don't worry about it. Aircraft are cool.
Quote from: PPK on September 23, 2010, 06:15:30 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 PMI cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.Do you get air sick too? I don't know, I've never flown!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 23, 2010, 05:47:28 PMI cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.Do you get air sick too?
I cannot read in a moving car; I have to look outside. Even looking down long enough to rummage in my purse for cab fare can make me a bit queasy.
Because they are a tangible reminder of my grandmother so I can't bring myself to eat them or toss them.
i need to pay some attention to my floors, and brush my teeth more often. i seem to have very bad teeth for some reason and no amount of brushing is doing a thing to bring me relief!
I'm sorry PPK, but I've got to ask.Exactly how long have those preserves been in the fridge?
Quote from: Icequeen on September 24, 2010, 01:17:08 PMI'm sorry PPK, but I've got to ask.Exactly how long have those preserves been in the fridge? About 27 months.
My grand mother had the top of my sisters wedding cake in her freezer at least ten years