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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2730 on: March 23, 2014, 06:40:38 PM »
I like to strike martial arts fighting poses prior to farting.  I strike my best Bruce Lee pose then let loose a searing gale of flatus.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2731 on: March 23, 2014, 11:41:01 PM »
DD--that's an *awesome* sub setup.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2732 on: March 24, 2014, 12:21:57 AM »
I like to strike martial arts fighting poses prior to farting.  I strike my best Bruce Lee pose then let loose a searing gale of flatus.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2733 on: March 24, 2014, 05:33:48 AM »
I'm currently cooking up a shitload of boiled potatoes, to make a batch of potato-dextrose agar.

Got a load of ergot sclerotia in the fridge, getting geared up to culture them, just building a sterile glove box to keep  the plates clean.

Time I think, for a shitload of donkey work, culturing plates and testing for ergoline alkaloid levels, exposing the wild-type strain to mutagenic chemicals and analyzing plate after plate post-mutagenesis until I come up with a viable production strain to take to the stage of culture immobilized in micronized alginate microspheres and culture in either bubble column or stirred tank bioreactors.

I want eventually to write a book on ergot culture, selection, the chemistry of all things lysergic, techniques for optimizing alkaloid yield; aimed at the amateur/hobbyist.

Something like 'all the way from wild sclerotia to acid' :D
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2734 on: March 24, 2014, 09:21:46 AM »
I have spent so much time looking up/at Steam Powered Giraffe on the Internet that my right elbow is sore and freezing up from resting it on the table top. 

No joke folks, it hurts to move it.  Well, I don't really need an elbow, right?  right?
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2735 on: March 24, 2014, 03:11:46 PM »
When I had the problems with my arm, the elbow was a primary site where infection took hold, needing my waging a prolonged campaign of heavy duty antibiotics to extirpate the remnants of the pathogen.

Result was scar tissue and possibly some contraction of the tendon. I could not fully extend my arm until quite recently.

I reccomend keeping your elbows, they are useful :P

And good in case of a mugging. A lot of force concentrated into a very small area.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2736 on: March 24, 2014, 11:45:53 PM »
I don't think surgically removing your elbow is an option. :P
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2737 on: March 25, 2014, 01:46:56 AM »
I have spent so much time looking up/at Steam Powered Giraffe on the Internet that my right elbow is sore and freezing up from resting it on the table top. 

No joke folks, it hurts to move it.  Well, I don't really need an elbow, right?  right?

Next time, don't rest your elbow on the table, but look at them full screen, and dance with them.  :celebrate:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2738 on: March 25, 2014, 04:02:09 AM »
I like the smell of petrol. I'm not a solvent abuser, I just think it smells pleasant.  I like the odour of hot tar too.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2739 on: March 25, 2014, 05:10:31 AM »
I sleep better when I read a good book before bed.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2740 on: March 25, 2014, 05:42:17 AM »
I like the smell of petrol. I'm not a solvent abuser, I just think it smells pleasant.  I like the odour of hot tar too.

Me too  :2thumbsup:   Do they do hot tar roofing where you are?  That was always my favorite :green:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2741 on: March 25, 2014, 06:03:16 AM »
Bleach is a good smell too.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2742 on: March 25, 2014, 07:37:11 PM »
Bleach is a good smell too.

  It can be, with proper ventilation.  But never mix it with ammonia!  :police:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2743 on: March 25, 2014, 07:40:21 PM »
Bleach is a good smell too.

  It can be, with proper ventilation.  But never mix it with ammonia!  :police:
Use a light bleach solution for cleaning most everything in the house, except wood. Makes the place smell like a swimming pool. It's nice.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2744 on: March 25, 2014, 07:41:47 PM »
  I have cowlicks on the back of my head.  :autism:
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