I have really weird collections of random shit.
I have bronze recreations of famous sculpture works. I have rocks with fossils in them. I have extinct currency from around the globe. I have books from the late 1800s that are "in my view," deliberately offensive. I have lamps that burn oil. I have about forty percolator pots with which to make coffee. I have probably fifty metal spatulas. I have seven oscilloscopes. I have about fifty cameras. I have about thirty flash systems to use for photography. I have about sixty small horn drivers (but I am tragically challenged by only owning about twenty decent horns). I have about a hundred fifteen inch drivers to make bass with, but only about twelve working enclosures. I have about five hundred arrow heads I have found on my own, but not spearheads, ever. I have so many old silver coins that I can not even count or even remember where they all are located without referring to a manifest. I have too many guns. have too many knives. I have too many books I have never even attempted to publish. I have too many songs that no one has ever heard but my family. I have too many running shoes that I never use. I have almost a million saved fractal images and I have only shared a few hundred. I have over twelve terabytes of music, half of which no one but a few left living have ever heard. I own almost every song I have ever heard that I can remember liking, even a little bit.
SHIT! Almost forgot, I have about seventy musical instruments. (My dad had a music store and I kept some cool things we came upon)
I collect. I have lived long and I have lived a great life. My face is heavily wrinkled with the results of smiling too much.
Not even really sure if I can make my face frown, without becoming another character. I have done characters that were insidiously angry in theater, but it was a stretch. (for some reason, i never kept anything from my acting days. I am wrong to have done this. I should have kept a few things from my community stage career. I can think of ONE hat and one cape for sure that I should have kept and guarded jealously for all time)
NOW, I admit before you bunch - I keep things.