The Chairman of The Dyslexic Society has received an OBE, he was heard muttering "I don't know why, I can't play the bloody thing"
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By Royal Edict: B it is. Second Royal Edict: Lady Weeble is excused from the first Royal Edict.
Quote from: Weakling on September 19, 2010, 08:40:35 AMBy Royal Edict: B it is. Second Royal Edict: Lady Weeble is excused from the first Royal Edict.Thank you, Your Majesty! Being short and wobbly, I need all the mechanical help I can get!
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 19, 2010, 01:52:17 PMQuote from: Weakling on September 19, 2010, 08:40:35 AMBy Royal Edict: B it is. Second Royal Edict: Lady Weeble is excused from the first Royal Edict.Thank you, Your Majesty! Being short and wobbly, I need all the mechanical help I can get! I wasn't aware that hanging the necessary paper was a mechanical chore. In any case the footmen or maids do it.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 19, 2010, 09:34:58 AMI have holes in my house-socks.* adds to shopping list. ** doesn't like shopping, so will be wearing house-socks with holes in it for a while *Do you know how to darn socks? If you don't have one of those mushroom shaped things to put into the sock to hold it in place while darning it, you can use an incandescent light bulb.
I have holes in my house-socks.* adds to shopping list. ** doesn't like shopping, so will be wearing house-socks with holes in it for a while *
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Callaway on September 19, 2010, 09:52:26 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 19, 2010, 09:34:58 AMI have holes in my house-socks.* adds to shopping list. ** doesn't like shopping, so will be wearing house-socks with holes in it for a while *Do you know how to darn socks? If you don't have one of those mushroom shaped things to put into the sock to hold it in place while darning it, you can use an incandescent light bulb.I know how to darn them. Did not know it was called darning in English though. So thank you. But, the fabric is thin on the outline of the holes. It will only stop the problem for a week or so. So, new ones have to be found.
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 19, 2010, 02:02:32 PMQuote from: Callaway on September 19, 2010, 09:52:26 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 19, 2010, 09:34:58 AMI have holes in my house-socks.* adds to shopping list. ** doesn't like shopping, so will be wearing house-socks with holes in it for a while *Do you know how to darn socks? If you don't have one of those mushroom shaped things to put into the sock to hold it in place while darning it, you can use an incandescent light bulb.I know how to darn them. Did not know it was called darning in English though. So thank you. But, the fabric is thin on the outline of the holes. It will only stop the problem for a week or so. So, new ones have to be found. Have you ever kicked anyone with klompen?
fuck im horny. also i need to be productive today! im not gonna sit online all fucking day
Show them your shiny rocks, that should attract them. Or maybe that only works with us aspie women.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.