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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2010, 11:23:01 AM »
Will now be folding shirts the Japanese way.

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« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2010, 01:13:25 PM »
7 more hits untill 200. god bless you ichiro on your journey!

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« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2010, 01:52:17 PM »
By Royal Edict:  B it is. 

Second Royal Edict:  Lady Weeble is excused from the first Royal Edict.

Thank you, Your Majesty! Being short and wobbly, I need all the mechanical help I can get!  :laugh:
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« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2010, 01:55:29 PM »
By Royal Edict:  B it is. 

Second Royal Edict:  Lady Weeble is excused from the first Royal Edict.

Thank you, Your Majesty! Being short and wobbly, I need all the mechanical help I can get!  :laugh:

I wasn't aware that hanging the necessary paper was a mechanical chore.  In any case the footmen or maids do it.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #49 on: September 19, 2010, 01:57:12 PM »
By Royal Edict:  B it is. 

Second Royal Edict:  Lady Weeble is excused from the first Royal Edict.

Thank you, Your Majesty! Being short and wobbly, I need all the mechanical help I can get!  :laugh:

I wasn't aware that hanging the necessary paper was a mechanical chore.  In any case the footmen or maids do it.

Oh, that's right, what a relief!  :laugh:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2010, 02:02:32 PM »
I have holes in my house-socks.

* adds to shopping list. *
* doesn't like shopping, so will be wearing house-socks with holes in it for a while *

Do you know how to darn socks?  



If you don't have one of those mushroom shaped things to put into the sock to hold it in place while darning it, you can use an incandescent light bulb.

I know how to darn them. Did not know it was called darning in English though. :D So thank you.

But, the fabric is thin on the outline of the holes. It will only stop the problem for a week or so. So, new ones have to be found.
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« Reply #51 on: September 19, 2010, 02:04:59 PM »
I have holes in my house-socks.

* adds to shopping list. *
* doesn't like shopping, so will be wearing house-socks with holes in it for a while *

Do you know how to darn socks?  



If you don't have one of those mushroom shaped things to put into the sock to hold it in place while darning it, you can use an incandescent light bulb.

I know how to darn them. Did not know it was called darning in English though. :D So thank you.

But, the fabric is thin on the outline of the holes. It will only stop the problem for a week or so. So, new ones have to be found.
Have you ever kicked anyone with klompen?

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2010, 02:13:37 PM »
I have holes in my house-socks.

* adds to shopping list. *
* doesn't like shopping, so will be wearing house-socks with holes in it for a while *

Do you know how to darn socks?  



If you don't have one of those mushroom shaped things to put into the sock to hold it in place while darning it, you can use an incandescent light bulb.

I know how to darn them. Did not know it was called darning in English though. :D So thank you.

But, the fabric is thin on the outline of the holes. It will only stop the problem for a week or so. So, new ones have to be found.
Have you ever kicked anyone with klompen?

Probably did, as a small kid. Can't remember, but I have worn them a lot. So, very likely yes. And I have been kicked with them too I guess.  :laugh:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #53 on: September 20, 2010, 09:50:23 AM »
Coffee, 3 sugars, 3 cream. Mug, no dainty cup and saucer shit here.

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #54 on: September 20, 2010, 10:50:49 AM »
fuck im horny. also i need to be productive today! im not gonna sit online all fucking day

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #55 on: September 20, 2010, 10:57:11 AM »
fuck im horny. also i need to be productive today! im not gonna sit online all fucking day

Find the right woman, and you can be addressing both things at the same time.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #56 on: September 20, 2010, 11:02:43 AM »
women seem to hate my guts for some reason

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #57 on: September 20, 2010, 12:13:55 PM »
Show them your shiny rocks, that should attract them. :zoinks:

Or maybe that only works with us aspie women.  :duh:

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #58 on: September 20, 2010, 12:21:18 PM »
How about more clever angles? A highly accurate palm reading with lots of witty humor and piercing eyes?
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #59 on: September 21, 2010, 04:20:06 PM »
Show them your shiny rocks, that should attract them. :zoinks:

Or maybe that only works with us aspie women.  :duh:
Frankly I thought that liking shiny rocks was more of a "normal girl" thing.

My boyfriend is well aware he's damn lucky I'm not normal in that regard.   :laugh:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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