Useless Personal Trivia

["couldbecousin"]

I have a bifid uvula.

Cool! I know someone who has a webbed  uvula! 


Is your bifid uvula part of a medical condition, or is it just a harmless anomaly? 

[Phlexor]

I have a bifid uvula.

Cool! I know someone who has a webbed  uvula! 


Is your bifid uvula part of a medical condition, or is it just a harmless anomaly? 

A harmless anomaly as far as I know.

["couldbecousin"]

I have a bifid uvula.

Cool! I know someone who has a webbed  uvula! 


Is your bifid uvula part of a medical condition, or is it just a harmless anomaly? 

A harmless anomaly as far as I know.

I love anomalies. 

[richard]

my cock is 8 inches long

[richard]

I have brown hair. and a dimpled chin, my mom used to tell me she pressed my chin when i was a baby to give me a dimple. what a bitch, i didnt want a butt chin anyways

[Queen Victoria]

I have brown hair. and a dimpled chin, my mom used to tell me she pressed my chin when i was a baby to give me a dimple. what a bitch, i didnt want a butt chin anyways

Maybe Kirk Douglas was your father?

[Osensitive1]

I have brown hair. and a dimpled chin, my mom used to tell me she pressed my chin when i was a baby to give me a dimple. what a bitch, i didnt want a butt chin anyways

Maybe that was a joke.

[richard]

My father was a handsome man. unfortunatley he's also a loser. The only thing i really care about that he passed to me was my beautiful fucking cock

[Queen Victoria]

My father was a handsome man. unfortunatley he's also a loser. The only thing i really care about that he passed to me was my beautiful fucking cock

Well, the only thing being handsome guarantees is that you're not ugly on the outside.

I take it he's still alive.  He didn't need his cock anymore?

[richard]

Well, the only thing being handsome guarantees is that you're not ugly on the outside.

I take it he's still alive.  He didn't need his cock anymore?

half true. and yes hes still alive, I havent seen him in over 10 years though. i couldnt possibly have anything to do with his retarded ass anymore. the last time i saw him he was addicted on cociane and alcohol, he had garbage piled up to the knees in the house, there was only a pathway to walk to the kitchen, living room, bathroom, and bedroom. the kitchen floors were fucking black  

and thats when i had had enough and moved back with my retarded mother.

He got tons of pussy, and used to tell me about all of his fucks so thats where i know i got my huge peter from

["couldbecousin"]

Well, the only thing being handsome guarantees is that you're not ugly on the outside.

I take it he's still alive.  He didn't need his cock anymore?

half true. and yes hes still alive, I havent seen him in over 10 years though. i couldnt possibly have anything to do with his retarded ass. the last time i saw him he was hooked on cociane and alcohol, he had garbage piled up to the knees in the house, there was only a pathway to walk to the kitchen, living room, bathroom, and bedroom. the kitchen floors were fucking black 

and thats when i had had enough and moved back with my retarded mother.

He got tons of pussy, and used to tell me about all of his fucks so thats where i know i got my huge peter from

Besides getting the  PETER  from him, it sounds as if you got a good example of what *not* to become. 

[richard]

I've inherited his alcohol addiction, and hobby collection. (he collected comic books, and sportscards) suposidly now hes found jesus and completely changed his life around wich if thats true good for him. but its too late for me, im already currupt! i cant go back to being a kid agian so mostley i take out my frustrations on the internet.

i just dont know why i was giving these awful parents! my mother, is a goddamn

["couldbecousin"]

I've inherited his alcohol addiction, and hobby collection. (he collected comic books, and sportscards) suposidly now hes found jesus and completely changed his life around wich if thats true good for him. but its too late for me, im already currupt! i cant go back to being a kid agian so mostley i take out my frustrations on the internet.

i just dont know why i was giving these awful parents! my mother, is a goddamn

You can't go back to being a kid again, but you can steer onto a better path so you don't end up more  like your father. 

[richard]

its easy to say, but when a flood happens and cuts a channel it always goes that way. so am I

["couldbecousin"]

its easy to say, but when a flood happens and cuts a channel it always goes that way. so am I

But water has no brain.