Sorry for the capslock thing.
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Personal trivia, both my kids can kick my fucking ass in a self defense mode.
I tested my daughter (often over the years, actually) yesterday and she would not allow me to even touch her.
After being so impressed with my daughter, I told my son that his time was coming! He just basically told me fuck off and he did not want to play "gotcha" anymore.
I said that was fine, but in two minutes, I am going to attack you! Well, I did - he still had his tablet in his hand and he threw it to the side and did a fake kick to my chin in less than an instant, then took a stance that I could not break.
I tried for three minutes or more to slap him and there was no way.
Boy is learning like his sister is, but maybe not as much.
Still, I feel that either one of my kids can defend themselves against some asshole bully who might try to annoy either one. I am SO proud of them.
IF they can both take me they can truly help themselves in this horrible world.
I am so proud of both of them!!