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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2535 on: April 04, 2013, 09:40:06 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 04, 2013, 07:27:29 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 03, 2013, 11:17:47 PM
They have the stomachs for that.  :hyke:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2536 on: April 04, 2013, 11:37:16 PM »
These days I tend to have my third cup of coffee in the morning in the car.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2537 on: April 05, 2013, 07:24:07 AM »
Quote from: odeon on April 04, 2013, 11:37:16 PM
These days I tend to have my third cup of coffee in the morning in the car.

Tomorrows quick bitch  'I spilled my coffee in the Jag'   :zoinks:

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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2538 on: April 05, 2013, 08:43:39 AM »
I'm experiencing a period wherein all sorts of stupid songs pop up in my brain (out of the blue) and go on repeat there. Um, I have this more often and it's okay when the songs are good but these are lame, often Dutch even, old, shitty songs.

Oh well..

(15 minutes ago it was.. 'You don't have to take your ..clothes off.. To have a good time.. oh no')  :autism:

(Jesus, fartin', christ) 
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2539 on: April 05, 2013, 08:45:01 AM »
My penis grows 400% from flaccid to erect.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2540 on: April 05, 2013, 08:54:55 AM »
^ From 1" to 4"? :autism:

Nah, sørry..

Thought p/m 200% was the normal growth though (lengthwise).
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2541 on: April 05, 2013, 08:59:58 AM »
Some people are "growers"
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2542 on: April 05, 2013, 09:04:06 AM »
Quote from: lutra on April 05, 2013, 08:54:55 AM
^ From 1" to 4"? :autism:

Nah, sørry..

Thought p/m 200% was the normal growth though (lengthwise).
so close.
1.1 to 4.4. Lol
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2543 on: April 05, 2013, 09:06:48 AM »
Quote from: McMorrison on April 05, 2013, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: lutra on April 05, 2013, 08:54:55 AM
^ From 1" to 4"? :autism:

Nah, sørry..

Thought p/m 200% was the normal growth though (lengthwise).
so close.
1.1 to 4.4. Lol

I thought nobody else implied having a small penis for a laugh. I'd plus you, but I already did for something else.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2544 on: April 05, 2013, 09:22:14 AM »
Quote from: McMorrison on April 05, 2013, 09:04:06 AM
Quote from: lutra on April 05, 2013, 08:54:55 AM
^ From 1" to 4"? :autism:

Nah, sørry..

Thought p/m 200% was the normal growth though (lengthwise).
so close.
1.1 to 4.4. Lol

Mate I will come to your defence here.

On REALLY cold days when your nuts are retreating so far that they almost strike pelvis your dick DOES shrink. Not 1.1". Sorry man 1/3 or 1/4 maybe but not 1.1". I would panic that I had introverted were that the case.
If that DID happen I would call myself Rose and move to California.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2545 on: April 05, 2013, 01:34:41 PM »
And I'd give you 4 1/3 worth of magic.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2546 on: April 05, 2013, 04:10:12 PM »
Quote from: Parts on April 05, 2013, 07:24:07 AM
Quote from: odeon on April 04, 2013, 11:37:16 PM
These days I tend to have my third cup of coffee in the morning in the car.

Tomorrows quick bitch  'I spilled my coffee in the Jag'   :zoinks:

:laugh:

Been there, done that. Leather seats are great sometimes.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2547 on: April 05, 2013, 04:45:25 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 05, 2013, 08:59:58 AM
Some people are "growers"

  Hence the expression  "It's a grower not a shower."   :nerdy:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2548 on: April 05, 2013, 06:57:26 PM »
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #2549 on: April 05, 2013, 08:15:50 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 05, 2013, 04:45:25 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 05, 2013, 08:59:58 AM
Some people are "growers"

  Hence the expression  "It's a grower not a shower."   :nerdy:

Thanks to Jack's smiley I just figured out that the two words were supposed to rhyme.  I was going with bath/shower, wasn't making sense.   :facepalm2:
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