Useless Personal Trivia

[Queen Victoria]

The number pad on my laptop is missing the key for 8

Can you turn your laptop sideways and use the infinity key?

[Bastet]

I farted.

[Parts]

I will walk out and get things out of my van with bare feet all year even in the snow and bitter cold

['andersom']

I will walk out and get things out of my van with bare feet all year even in the snow and bitter cold

Best way to have warm feet, when back indoors. 

[odeon]

I will walk out and get things out of my van with bare feet all year even in the snow and bitter cold

It's

[Queen Victoria]

I will walk out and get things out of my van with bare feet all year even in the snow and bitter cold

It's

Now if he did it bare balled instead of bare footed, then that would be 

['andersom']

I will walk out and get things out of my van with bare feet all year even in the snow and bitter cold

It's

Now if he did it bare balled instead of bare footed, then that would be 

there just isn't enough snow nowadays.

[bodie]

I neglected to do the washing up tonight

lazy bitch

[Queen Victoria]

I neglected to do the washing up tonight

lazy bitch

I'll send Lady Weeble over right now to do it.

[bodie]

Thank you your majesty  -  and could you spare someone to scrub my kitchen floor please

[odeon]

I have in my possession a 1970s Dolby cinema processor, one of the first that was made.

[Parts]

I have two generators

['andersom']

Had a massive aura today, but no headache.

[P7PSP]

I have a 1903 model Colt 32 automatic that was built in 1914. It is still reliable and accurate. Built to a high standard. 

[Queen Victoria]

In order to cut spending (Lady Weeble will insist on serving the most expensive delectibles), I'm letting my hair grow.  I got a trim last week for the first time in about 9 months.  Still getting used to longer hair.