Useless Personal Trivia

["couldbecousin"]

  I broke my hairbrush today.  I was brushing my hair and it just snapped! 

You're such a violent person.

  I'm a firestorm of rage, beware my fists of fury!   

[odeon]

I once fell asleep in a cinema while watching Alien.

  How much of it did you miss?   

She was in the lifeboat when I woke up.

  You must have been very tired to be able to sleep through all the mayhem! 

I was. In all fairness, this was in the middle of the night, in the 80s when I was working at cinemas during evenings and watching films with my projectionist mates during nights. We watched two features every night for a week or so.

[MissKitty]

I once fell asleep in a cinema while watching Alien.

That happened to me with The Hunt For Red October. I remember seeing the title and next thing I know, it's the credits. Missed absolutely everything. Still haven't seen the movie

[P7PSP]

I once fell asleep in a cinema while watching Alien.

That happened to me with The Hunt For Red October. I remember seeing the title and next thing I know, it's the credits. Missed absolutely everything. Still haven't seen the movie

Usually I hate when that happens, once though I later rented the movie and it sucked. I can't recall which movie it was now. I wish I had slept through Jeepers Creepers or Get Shorty. 

[TheoK]

I could probably have gotten laid yesterday, but she was a bit chubby and I wasn't in a mood for small talk. She was also pretty old, 29 

[P7PSP]

I could probably have gotten laid yesterday, but she was a bit chubby and I wasn't in a mood for small talk. She was also pretty old, 29 

A bit chubby and 29 stopped you? 

[TheoK]

Well, I guess I'm getting old. She lives 100 km away too.

[Queen Victoria]

Well, I guess I'm getting old. She lives 100 km away too.

You mean your dick isn't 100 km long?

[P7PSP]

Well, I guess I'm getting old. She lives 100 km away too.

You mean your dick isn't 100 km long?

[odeon]

I once fell asleep in a cinema while watching Alien.

That happened to me with The Hunt For Red October. I remember seeing the title and next thing I know, it's the credits. Missed absolutely everything. Still haven't seen the movie

Interestingly, Alec Baldwin's character goes without sleep through the entire film, only falling asleep when the end credits roll.

[bodie]

I once fell asleep in a cinema while watching Alien.

That happened to me with The Hunt For Red October. I remember seeing the title and next thing I know, it's the credits. Missed absolutely everything. Still haven't seen the movie

I fell asleep in the pictures seeing that same movie,  Hunt for Red October,  since then i have tried to watch it on TV at least twice and always fell asleep.

I hate going to the pictures.  I hate people who eat noisily and i always find i am by someone munching popcorn, or, fiddling with sweetie wrappers.  I am a fidget, too, and i am just better off not going 

['andersom']

Well, I guess I'm getting old. She lives 100 km away too.

You mean your dick isn't 100 km long?

That was exactly what came to my mind too. 

I'm so juvenile in my humour, or should I call it "young and refreshing"

[bodie]

When i was 11, i read a book called 'The Funhouse' by Dean R Koontz.  It left me with a strange fixation about carnivals, fun fairs, clowns and masks.

[TheoK]

Like this?

Carnival of Souls

["couldbecousin"]

Well, I guess I'm getting old. She lives 100 km away too.

You mean your dick isn't 100 km long?

That was exactly what came to my mind too. 

I'm so juvenile in my humour, or should I call it "young and refreshing"

  I must admit I had a  "Can't you reach?"  moment myself.