yes chaps, it's the thread we've all been waiting for. this is where you get on here, post something (doesn't matter what, but then it generally doesn't), and odeon will flame/bully your sorry arse into the stratosphere.
yes! you will hurt! you will bleed! you will cry for your mummy. and - and here's the nasty bit - he wont stop !! no, not even when other AS boards cry "oh, i say, that's rough play, you bounder!" and furthermore, your mummy won't turn up either, cos she'll be too scared of his vicious tongue, and his extraordinary sexual allure (i can vouch for both, although i like a bit of vicious tongue, myself).
so, roll up, roll up! git chor bullyin' 'ere, lays n' gennulmen!