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Funny quotes.
« on: September 25, 2006, 01:59:11 AM »
Post the quotes you think are funniest.  Also, last words are fun.

There was a general of some kind in the civil war whose last words were, "They couldn't hit an elephant from this dis-"

Another one I like is this, it is paraphrased a bit:
Man's chief occupation is the extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2006, 06:39:24 AM »
two funny quotes:

i can't be arsed


odeon just did an AS thing!
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2006, 01:37:50 PM »
LOL

One more:

"When I want your opinion, I will give it to you!" (attributed to Louis B Meyer)
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2006, 02:01:57 PM »
Odeon what was the AS thing you did?
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2006, 02:04:48 PM »
:laugh: I don't remember. Ask McJ or Lucifer.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2006, 02:06:11 PM »
oh, let me count the ways...

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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2006, 03:46:18 AM »
'Did he cockdrop you?'

'I knew that was a word!'
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2006, 04:53:06 AM »
i think its called cockblock.
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2006, 05:14:25 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 26, 2006, 04:53:06 AM
i think its called cockblock.

nope.

http://www.urbandictionary.com//define.php?term=cockdrop

the quote was from Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, btw.  ;D
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2006, 05:17:21 AM »
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2006, 05:18:55 AM »
yeah, I knew what cockblock meant mate. :P
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2006, 05:25:30 AM »
Quote from: duncvis on September 26, 2006, 05:18:55 AM
yeah, I knew what cockblock meant mate. :P
sorry, dunc.  i am just exhausted right now.  my mind is in hyper slo-mo.
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2006, 09:58:41 PM »
That is My Pearls of Wisdom. ;)
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 02:09:29 PM »
"Just because no one understands you does not mean you are an artist." - Chris Dunn

"Misery loves company. I'm happy, so fuck off." - Unknown, Serissa?

"Nine out of ten shrinks agree: one out of ten shrinks is crazy." - Jetson, on WP

"I think that a sexual relationship is what you get if you cross a friendship with crack-cocaine." - Mark, on WP
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Re: Funny quotes.
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2006, 12:56:32 AM »
writing about Stockhausen led me to this little gem:

Sir Thomas Beecham was asked if he had ever conducted any Stockhausen.  he replied, "no, but i once trod in some."

i really, really wish i'd said that.  :laugh:
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