A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I find people who whine about relationship issues on a public forum annoying.
Send him a copy of felcher's photo and tell him that he's your new boyfriend. The shock of being rejected for that will put him into a coma.
Brutally murder him with a baseball bat, and say he was abusing you and that you acted in self-defense.
