A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Judy is featured on the news, he's not a troll, he's just a regular computer virus.
If I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n!
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 11:27:19 AMIf I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! That would be about half of my bookmarks.
Quote from: PPK on September 19, 2010, 11:38:32 AMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 11:27:19 AMIf I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! That would be about half of my bookmarks.And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have!
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 12:39:39 PMQuote from: PPK on September 19, 2010, 11:38:32 AMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 11:27:19 AMIf I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! That would be about half of my bookmarks.And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! Wow u r good with compter
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 20, 2010, 08:42:11 AMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 12:39:39 PMQuote from: PPK on September 19, 2010, 11:38:32 AMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 11:27:19 AMIf I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! That would be about half of my bookmarks.And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! Wow u r good with compter Well, I can't even write simple batch files. But I know a lot more than the average idiot on a computer does.And that's pretty much all I need to know for what I use my computer for.
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 20, 2010, 09:21:15 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 20, 2010, 08:42:11 AMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 12:39:39 PMQuote from: PPK on September 19, 2010, 11:38:32 AMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 19, 2010, 11:27:19 AMIf I could be a virus, I'd be the one that deletes all of your pr0n! That would be about half of my bookmarks.And I would have a spyware buddy come in and monitor your Internet activities. If you try to browse pr0n sites again, I, the virus, would block them! And another buddy of mine, the rootkit, would disable your Norton or McAfee or whatever crappy security software you have! Wow u r good with compter Well, I can't even write simple batch files. But I know a lot more than the average idiot on a computer does.And that's pretty much all I need to know for what I use my computer for. The biggest laugh is when you saw the area marked 'insert floppy here' and you couldn't get it in.
I have to since my sampler is floppy-driven.Also I guess your legs are outdated technology, they weren't fast enough for you to miss that car. :lol: