Do /did you ever have a crush on another intensity member

[Squidusa]

How about a group jack-me-off? Everyone gets to stroke my humongous PINGAS at once!

Be warned I bite 

Biting? I said a "hand job", not a "blow job". Gee, I didn't know there were so many gays here.

I'd rather be gay than a sheepshagger like you! 

What's the difference? You're still gonna be anal, either way, buttshagger!

 

judy....... Do you realise how stupid you actually sound? does your brain connect to your mouth at all?.... oh wait.....what brain?  

['Butterflies']

Felchers first date:

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[Squidusa]

Felchers first date:

Wow he went on a date with three girls at the same time?

What a player 

['Butterflies']

Felchers mum comes to visit:

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[ProfessorFarnsworth]

There's no funny coming from this thread yet. I am not amused.

['Butterflies']

There's no funny coming from this thread yet. I am not amused.

Why don't you funny it up then?

[Squidusa]

I lol'd at the Felchers mum pic.  :lol:

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

There's no funny coming from this thread yet. I am not amused.

Why don't you funny it up then?

Because, I'm probably unfunny. Right now I'm on the prowl and Duke's too easy of a target.

[DukeNukem]

Yeah, there's nothing funny coming from here. I wish I had never said that I was from bum-fucking-Tennessee DAMN IT!!! I wish I said I was from New York or California, then I wouldn't have these stupid, retarded Southerner stereotypes flung at me!

I am NOT a motherfucking REDNECK SHEEPFUCKER!!!

[Squidusa]

I am a motherfucking REDNECK SHEEPFUCKER!!!

Oh good you admit it. 

[Al Swearegen]

Look we know you are a whiny butthurt emo with delusions of troll grandeur. We know that you have Mother abandonment issues which are hysterical. We know you are such an embarrassment that your family refuses to have anything to do with you. This is all known. What is not know is being speculated on now, on account of what we do know. It is highly probably that a dickhead like you from Redneck county with genetically challenged buckteeth and man boobs would likely not be dating supermodels. We are drawing a very likely conclusion.

[Squidusa]

Look we know you are a whiny butthurt emo with delusions of troll grandeur. We know that you have Mother abandonment issues which are hysterical. We know you are such an embarrassment that your family refuses to have anything to do with you. This is all known. What is not know is being speculated on now, on account of what we do know. It is highly probably that a dickhead like you from Redneck county with genetically challenged buckteeth and man boobs would likely not be dating supermodels. We are drawing a very likely conclusion.

  

[DukeNukem]

Look we know you are a whiny butthurt emo with delusions of troll grandeur. We know that you have Mother abandonment issues which are hysterical. We know you are such an embarrassment that your family refuses to have anything to do with you. This is all known. What is not know is being speculated on now, on account of what we do know. It is highly probably that a dickhead like you from Redneck county with genetically challenged buckteeth and man boobs would likely not be dating supermodels. We are drawing a very likely conclusion.

I do not want to date a supermodel. I want to find a girl who would actually look past my oddities and see me for who I really am.

At least I can actually go up to even the prettiest chicks and say "hi". Which is more than certain whiny aspies on WP and AFF can do.

[Queen Victoria]

"I do not want to date a supermodel. I want to find a girl who would actually look past my oddities and see me for who I really am."

That's one of the problems with life.  People are going to assume that you are your oddities.  If I'm looking at a Chevrolet I don't expect to find a Rolls Royce interior.  If I see a space scene on the book cover I don't expect to find a romance novel inside.  I'm not telling you to be false, just make more of an effort to be presentable in thought, word, deed and clothes.  You can still be yourself, but not as much of yourself. 

[Al Swearegen]

Look we know you are a whiny butthurt emo with delusions of troll grandeur. We know that you have Mother abandonment issues which are hysterical. We know you are such an embarrassment that your family refuses to have anything to do with you. This is all known. What is not know is being speculated on now, on account of what we do know. It is highly probably that a dickhead like you from Redneck county with genetically challenged buckteeth and man boobs would likely not be dating supermodels. We are drawing a very likely conclusion.

I do not want to date a supermodel. I want to find a girl who would actually look past my oddities and see me for who I really am.

At least I can actually go up to even the prettiest chicks and say "hi". Which is more than certain whiny aspies on WP and AFF can do.

Well practice chat up lines on the neighbours pig and work it out from there.