A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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BTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you!
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 02:26:22 PMBTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you! I knew yoy were gay
Quote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 12:08:00 PMQuote from: skyblue1 on September 17, 2010, 11:54:41 AMthanx for the topless pic you sent butterflies , you look very nice Not a problem. Happy to share them with ALMOST anyone who wants to see them I had no intention of sharing my n00dz with you or anyone else on the Internet for that matter, for anything. And I knew you wouldn't have kept your end of the deal, anyways. Lying bitch!As for you, skyblue1, you did NOT get any topless pictures from anyone, you lying bastard. Besides, aren't you, like, about 100 years old? How does it feel to have to take Viagra just to jack off? Don't you think that an old man like you being attracted to a young person is rather... creepy?
Quote from: skyblue1 on September 17, 2010, 11:54:41 AMthanx for the topless pic you sent butterflies , you look very nice Not a problem. Happy to share them with ALMOST anyone who wants to see them
thanx for the topless pic you sent butterflies , you look very nice
Quote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 02:29:37 PMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 02:26:22 PMBTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you! I knew yoy were gay I am NOT gay. I just don't really like titties, vaginas, or penises that much. To me, the part of a woman's body that gets me on the most is her mouth. You seem to have a nice set of puckers yourself, Butterflies. Nothing makes me harder than seeing a woman with lips wearing some good lipstick!
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 03:08:50 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 02:29:37 PMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 02:26:22 PMBTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you! I knew yoy were gay I am NOT gay. I just don't really like titties, vaginas, or penises that much. To me, the part of a woman's body that gets me on the most is her mouth. You seem to have a nice set of puckers yourself, Butterflies. Nothing makes me harder than seeing a woman with lips wearing some good lipstick! Is there anything I can say to get you to show me your proud pingas and your glorious balls of steel (c)?
Quote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 03:18:55 PMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 03:08:50 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 02:29:37 PMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 02:26:22 PMBTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you! I knew yoy were gay I am NOT gay. I just don't really like titties, vaginas, or penises that much. To me, the part of a woman's body that gets me on the most is her mouth. You seem to have a nice set of puckers yourself, Butterflies. Nothing makes me harder than seeing a woman with lips wearing some good lipstick! Is there anything I can say to get you to show me your proud pingas and your glorious balls of steel (c)?Marry me?
Quote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 02:29:37 PMQuote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 02:26:22 PMBTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you! I knew yoy were gay I am gay. I just really like penises that much. To me, the part of a man's body that gets me on the most is a penis in his mouth. You seem to have a nice set of puckers yourself, Butterflies. Nothing makes me softer than seeing a woman with lips wearing some good lipstick!
I suppose it's only fair that everyone get a chance to see the pic I sent Felcher. It's some girl off imagefap. I was getting teased at home because my friend and cousin thought it looked like me. I decided to save the picture because I thought it might come in handy. I gave him the censored one, but I'll put the uncensored one up as well.And no. It is not me.
Quote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 07:06:55 PMI suppose it's only fair that everyone get a chance to see the pic I sent Felcher. It's some girl off imagefap. I was getting teased at home because my friend and cousin thought it looked like me. I decided to save the picture because I thought it might come in handy. I gave him the censored one, but I'll put the uncensored one up as well.And no. It is not me.You look great Butterflies!
Quote from: PPK on September 17, 2010, 07:11:31 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 17, 2010, 07:06:55 PMI suppose it's only fair that everyone get a chance to see the pic I sent Felcher. It's some girl off imagefap. I was getting teased at home because my friend and cousin thought it looked like me. I decided to save the picture because I thought it might come in handy. I gave him the censored one, but I'll put the uncensored one up as well.And no. It is not me.You look great Butterflies! Aw shuks, you really think so
BTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you! I am NOT gay. I just don't really like titties, vaginas, or penises that much. To me, the part of a woman's body that gets me on the most is her mouth.
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 17, 2010, 03:08:50 PMBTW, thanks for censoring the second ugliest part of a person's body, the titties. That was very kind of you! I am NOT gay. I just don't really like titties, vaginas, or penises that much. To me, the part of a woman's body that gets me on the most is her mouth. And BTW, I'm no expert on the matter. But I've never met a straight guy who doesn't like titties or vaginae.