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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #180 on: September 15, 2010, 01:29:12 PM »

There is no "u" in "behavior", Sir. You have officially failed English. Have a good day! :wanker:

BZZZT!

I think you'll find that there is a u in behaviour.
 
american grammar , not usually. You know us yanks we are always dropping vowels

Losing them, more like. :zoinks:

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #181 on: September 15, 2010, 05:18:00 PM »
Ever since when was this an aspie forum? :wanker:

It always has been. But what you want is support. All I can say to that is Playtex girdles are going cheap at Walmart.

Ah, but no thanks. I don't want to be on the "Toxic Shock Syndrome".

Shit, can't even tell the difference between a foundation garment and a menstruation pad.

 :pwned:

No, not pwned. I don't go shopping around for... ahem! Feminine things! Unlike some males around here... :pwned:

Judy, you are not a troll. You are an attention whore. Suck it up and stifle that tear. There is nothing of any merit that you have produced that bears a strong troll mind. Some of Professor Farnsworth's, Rage's and  and even Shleed's comments, indicate there is a troll behind the keyboard. You? Attention Whore. There is a tangible difference.

What do you expect me to do? And what does tangerines have to do with this?

I expect you to fail. That is merely based on your behaviour thus far. Did you mean expect or did you mean to say what would you expect me to do to be a decent troll. .Two entirely different concepts. Keep up the fail Judy. It is lulz.

There is no "u" in "behavior", Sir. Also, there's a random period between "troll." and "Two". You have officially failed English. Have a good day! :wanker:

Nothing like the fresh smell of fail in the morning. Day is looking up. How's your life of fail going for you Judy?
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #182 on: September 15, 2010, 05:19:17 PM »
Fantastic Im sure...... He's a real hit with all the animals on his farm  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #183 on: September 15, 2010, 05:21:40 PM »
Ever since when was this an aspie forum? :wanker:

It always has been. But what you want is support. All I can say to that is Playtex girdles are going cheap at Walmart.

Ah, but no thanks. I don't want to be on the "Toxic Shock Syndrome".

Shit, can't even tell the difference between a foundation garment and a menstruation pad.

 :pwned:

No, not pwned. I don't go shopping around for... ahem! Feminine things! Unlike some males around here... :pwned:

Judy, you are not a troll. You are an attention whore. Suck it up and stifle that tear. There is nothing of any merit that you have produced that bears a strong troll mind. Some of Professor Farnsworth's, Rage's and  and even Shleed's comments, indicate there is a troll behind the keyboard. You? Attention Whore. There is a tangible difference.

What do you expect me to do? And what does tangerines have to do with this?

I expect you to fail. That is merely based on your behaviour thus far. Did you mean expect or did you mean to say what would you expect me to do to be a decent troll. .Two entirely different concepts. Keep up the fail Judy. It is lulz.

There is no "u" in "behavior", Sir. Also, there's a random period between "troll." and "Two". You have officially failed English. Have a good day! :wanker:

Nothing like the fresh smell of fail in the morning. Day is looking up. How's your life of fail going for you Judy?

Why, it's just going great, Sir! Why don't you THINK before posting? :wanker:

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #184 on: September 15, 2010, 05:29:12 PM »
Why, it's just going great, Sir! Why don't you THINK before posting? :wanker:

LOL IRONY

 :zoinks:  :lol:  :hahaha:  :facepalm2:  :LMAO: :rofl: :spitscreen: 
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #185 on: September 15, 2010, 05:47:42 PM »
Why, it's just going great, Sir! Why don't you THINK before posting? :wanker:

LOL IRONY

 :zoinks:  :lol:  :hahaha:  :facepalm2:  :LMAO: :rofl: :spitscreen: 

Seconded.

Judy can't help it if he can't spell. See, between the sheep-shagging, the cow-punching, the pig-tossing, the horse-whispering, the hay-baling and the other hillbilly duties, there isn't time for him to open a dictionary.

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #186 on: September 15, 2010, 05:48:00 PM »
Why, it's just going great, Sir! Why don't you THINK before posting? :wanker:

LOL IRONY

 :zoinks:  :lol:  :hahaha:  :facepalm2:  :LMAO: :rofl: :spitscreen: 

Gee, where is the irony in my post? ???

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #187 on: September 15, 2010, 05:51:01 PM »
Why, it's just going great, Sir! Why don't you THINK before posting? :wanker:

LOL IRONY

 :zoinks:  :lol:  :hahaha:  :facepalm2:  :LMAO: :rofl: :spitscreen:  

Gee, where is the irony in my post? ???

I'm not Blind Freddy, but maybe I can point it out.

You telling Les to think when you've not even taken the time to read the shit you've posted is about as funny as a Snickers bar floating in a community pool.

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #188 on: September 15, 2010, 05:53:03 PM »

Seconded.

Judy can't help it if he can't spell. See, between the sheep-shagging, the cow-punching, the pig-tossing, the horse-whispering, the hay-baling and the other hillbilly duties, there isn't time for him to open a dictionary.

 :rofl:

Why don't you THINK before posting? :wanker:
Gee, where is the irony in my post? ???
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When was the last time you did that?  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #189 on: September 15, 2010, 05:56:24 PM »
Ever since when was this an aspie forum? :wanker:

It always has been. But what you want is support. All I can say to that is Playtex girdles are going cheap at Walmart.

Ah, but no thanks. I don't want to be on the "Toxic Shock Syndrome".

Shit, can't even tell the difference between a foundation garment and a menstruation pad.

 :pwned:

No, not pwned. I don't go shopping around for... ahem! Feminine things! Unlike some males around here... :pwned:

Judy, you are not a troll. You are an attention whore. Suck it up and stifle that tear. There is nothing of any merit that you have produced that bears a strong troll mind. Some of Professor Farnsworth's, Rage's and  and even Shleed's comments, indicate there is a troll behind the keyboard. You? Attention Whore. There is a tangible difference.

What do you expect me to do? And what does tangerines have to do with this?

I expect you to fail. That is merely based on your behaviour thus far. Did you mean expect or did you mean to say what would you expect me to do to be a decent troll. .Two entirely different concepts. Keep up the fail Judy. It is lulz.

There is no "u" in "behavior", Sir. Also, there's a random period between "troll." and "Two". You have officially failed English. Have a good day! :wanker:

Nothing like the fresh smell of fail in the morning. Day is looking up. How's your life of fail going for you Judy?
Mornin' Sir Les

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #190 on: September 16, 2010, 03:43:21 AM »
G'day mate.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #191 on: September 16, 2010, 03:51:23 AM »
'Night Sir_Les.
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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #192 on: September 16, 2010, 09:34:15 AM »
G'day mate.

Useless posts. That's it, I am sick of you, Sir! I am going to screw your life over by pulling a few strings. In a few days, you shall be out of a job!

After that, I will report you to the Department of Children Services and have your kids taken away, then I will sleep with your wife! Your life, as you know it now, will be over!
 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Thou hast fooled around with the wrong aspie!

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #193 on: September 16, 2010, 09:35:37 AM »
G'day mate.

Useless posts. That's it, I am sick of you, Sir! I am going to screw your life over by pulling a few strings. In a few days, you shall be out of a job!

After that, I will report you to the Department of Children Services and have your kids taken away, then I will sleep with your wife! Your life, as you know it now, will be over!
 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Thou hast fooled around with the wrong aspie!

:evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

Oops, that's very close to the one thing I've seen someone here banned for.

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Re: The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet
« Reply #194 on: September 16, 2010, 09:40:41 AM »
 ::) He's full of shit, but still. What an idiot...
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"