What the fuck? How many times do I have to say this: I do NOT practice any kind of bestiality whatsoever! Quit putting these damn stupid Southerner stereotypes on ME, because I do NOT fit those! My troubles when it comes to getting some pussy is completely irreverent to this thread. As if I had ever said that I had any trouble in that area.
And Butterflies, I KNEW you were lying when you said that you were going to show me some naked pictures of yourself in exchange of me showing you mine. You would probably not meet your end of your bargain if I had showed my naked pictures to you first, instead, you would just publicize them to humiliate me even more! I bet that picture on your avatar isn't even YOU. I bet you are some fat guy pretending to be a chick to fool me. Well, I will NOT be fooled that way, Mr. Butterflies!
I... am... NOT... FUCKING... STUPID!!!