I might be wrong, but I think Felcher started this thread because he felt embarrased about a few days ago when he renounced his trolling ways, and decided to try being nice. He tried it for about a day, but in that one day he failed to get the attention he craves, and so he reverted to his original attention seeking ways.
I think he'd rather have friends than people who don't like him, but he has no idea how to interact in a nice way, and so he'd rather be a dick and get attention than try being nice and not get any attention.