The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet

[skyblue1]

I remain unimpressed.

I pressed a shirt yesterday :lol:

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Where's the ED article about you, Duke? All infamous and notorious trolls usually have one.

[DukeNukem]

Where's the ED article about you, Duke? All infamous and notorious trolls usually have one.

True, I don't have an ED article about me, but that's because I'm not stupid enough to mess with them losers.

[Frolic_Fun]

I'm sure he'd cry and try to delete it if there was.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

I'm sure he'd cry and try to delete it if there was.

And you know how that turns out if one does... Be grateful it's only them though, as opposed to the entire Internet Hate Machine.

Dogs and curtains will only save you then...

['andersom']

Since I cannot post on AFF anymore, I have this to say to Pikajedi and Gareth:

Go ahead and perm-ban me from AFF, that will be just another notch on my belt, losers!

So you're in limbo now, and therefore can't even brag about it? 

If I had the powers, I'd be keeping you there for a while. Purgatory. 

[Natalia Evans]

Where's the ED article about you, Duke? All infamous and notorious trolls usually have one.

True, I don't have an ED article about me, but that's because I'm not stupid enough to mess with them losers.

What if I made one about you?

[Frolic_Fun]

You'd make a complete balls of it.

[Queen Victoria]

Doesn't ED mean Erectile Dysfunction?

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Doesn't ED mean Erectile Dysfunction?

Not in this context, we mean ED as in Encyclopaedia Dramatica: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page

[odeon]

About the same thing.

[DukeNukem]

Encyclopedia Dramatica is just a boring hate site. Every single article they have uses old, dead memes over and over again and tries to be as negative as possible. I know what that website is all about, so I won't try to "take them down" or anything. Anyone who tries to take down ED are just wasting their time and really, they aren't any better than the ED trolls themselves.

But this thread is NOT about ED, it's about ME! The Greatest Troll on the Internet! And yes, you CAN troll without abusing old memes or using excessive vulgarities. That is, if you are over 12 years old.

[odeon]

As a troll, you are incredibly weak and unimaginative. You can barely make people raise an eyebrow, let alone annoy them.  You are the very definition of the word "harmless", in that slightly demeaning way so often used when speaking of that ugly little brother everyone knows will have to be supported for the rest of his life.

[The_Chosen_One]

Encyclopedia Dramatica is just a boring hate site. Every single article they have uses old, dead memes over and over again and tries to be as negative as possible. I know what that website is all about, so I won't try to "take them down" or anything. Anyone who tries to take down ED are just wasting their time and really, they aren't any better than the ED trolls themselves.

But this thread is NOT about ED, it's about ME! The Greatest Troll on the Internet! And yes, you CAN troll without abusing old memes or using excessive vulgarities. That is, if you are over 12 years old.

Your right, the thread is about you - the biggest LOSER on the internet.

I hear those banjos a-strumming....

[DukeNukem]

As a troll, you are incredibly weak and unimaginative. You can barely make people raise an eyebrow, let alone annoy them.  You are the very definition of the word "harmless", in that slightly demeaning way so often used when speaking of that ugly little brother everyone knows will have to be supported for the rest of his life.

Do not say such a thing about me. Even if I were weak and retarded, I'm still a human being, damn it! And besides, I got an Asperger's Syndrome diagnosis, you can't get that if your IQ is below 100. I might have gotten a High Functioning Autism diagnosis instead, if that were the case.