The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet

[DukeNukem]

I2 Special News Team Newsflash!

Duke_Nukem, one of the members of the aspie forum, Aspies For Freedom, has been involved in a troll scandal. Reports indicate that Duke, who was previously just a nobody, garnered attention literally overnight with controversial posts. These posts were deemed by members from all over of the forum to be quite offensive, and as a result, Duke was reported to the moderators on 14 separate occasions just over the last few days. How shocking! How could this nice man be such a vile rulebreaker literally overnight? What's more, Duke has been protesting the website as a whole, negatively criticizing the behaviors of the membership. Nonetheless, this behavior has attracted the attention of moderator Pikajedi, whom in response to the incident suspended Duke's posting and PM privileges. This is what he had to say to Duke:

Right, enough is enough.

Duke, you've pissed off the members and you offer nothing in return.

I will be consulting with Gareth as to bypassing your remaining warnings/temp bans.

As for now, I am removing your ability to post. You will still be able to read posts but very little else.

If this is true, then what will become of Duke_Nukem's membership on AFF? Will Gareth agree to perm-ban Duke from AFF because of these extreme circumstances? Stay tuned for the answer!

[P7PSP]

I have read AFF and disagree with too much that is posted there to bother with the place further but Gareth seems like a decent guy. It is a small website that is no more important than this one is, excepting to those who post there. To sum up FA, if you are considered as important there as you seem to think you are then you would still only be a big turd in a small bowl. Vexing the membership of a forum is not a grand accomplishment.

[DukeNukem]

Since I cannot post on AFF anymore, I have this to say to Pikajedi and Gareth:

Go ahead and perm-ban me from AFF, that will be just another notch on my belt, losers!

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No, that's more me not being active on the forum recently and the reports piling up.

Doesn't help that you more or less out and out said "lol I'm trolling".

So yeah, you get the mutestick 

Suck it up.

I have read AFF and disagree with too much that is posted there to bother with the place further but Gareth seems like a decent guy. It is a small website that is no more important than this one is, excepting to those who post there. To sum up FA, if you are considered as important there as you seem to think you are then you would still only be a big turd in a small bowl. Vexing the membership of a forum is not a grand accomplishment.

Gee, thanks 

[P7PSP]

No, that's more me not being active on the forum recently and the reports piling up.

Doesn't help that you more or less out and out said "lol I'm trolling".

So yeah, you get the mutestick 

Suck it up.

I have read AFF and disagree with too much that is posted there to bother with the place further but Gareth seems like a decent guy. It is a small website that is no more important than this one is, excepting to those who post there. To sum up FA, if you are considered as important there as you seem to think you are then you would still only be a big turd in a small bowl. Vexing the membership of a forum is not a grand accomplishment.

Gee, thanks 

:lol: That wasn't intended to slight you by omission Pika, you seem like a decent guy as well.

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AFF has had it's glory day, as Ross and Hyke will attest.

My job is a glorified caretaker, but I don't have enough time to read every thread and follow every potential flamewar brewing.

I like to think our moderation is still better than WP.

[DukeNukem]

AFF has had it's glory day, as Ross and Hyke will attest.

My job is a glorified caretaker, but I don't have enough time to read every thread and follow every potential flamewar brewing.

I like to think our moderation is still better than WP.

Well, yes, but that's not really saying much, now is it?

[The_Chosen_One]

And Duke, you ARE still a nobody.

I joined AFF to have a look-see at what was happening, mainly cos pandora had told me what  a fuckstick Shrek was (and still is). Unfortunately, there didn't seem to be a lot happening, and I guess you had to walk on shells when you wanted to say something. Not as bad as Wankplanet, but nowhere near as free as here. BUT you must remember, if you break the rules, like Duke seems to have done, then you suffer the consequences. Now with here, odeon doesn't ban (unless it's a TOS violation such as Ahayes or peegay did) - he just keeps them here so that the rest of us can roast them on a spit and savour the juices.

So feel free to post all the shit you want Duke, just remember there's a BFG9000 pointed at your ass.

[DukeNukem]

And Duke, you ARE still a nobody.

I joined AFF to have a look-see at what was happening, mainly cos pandora had told me what  a fuckstick Shrek was (and still is). Unfortunately, there didn't seem to be a lot happening, and I guess you had to walk on shells when you wanted to say something. Not as bad as Wankplanet, but nowhere near as free as here. BUT you must remember, if you break the rules, like Duke seems to have done, then you suffer the consequences. Now with here, odeon doesn't ban (unless it's a TOS violation such as Ahayes or peegay did) - he just keeps them here so that the rest of us can roast them on a spit and savour the juices.

So feel free to post all the shit you want Duke, just remember there's a BFG9000 pointed at your ass.

No, there is not a BFG9000 pointed at my BFA. And you peeps fail to see the brilliance of my trolling. My trolling of AFF was much better than any of you uncreative wankers could have done.

[The_Chosen_One]

Hell, even I'm a better troll than you, and I suck at it.

[SBI_Patience]

AFF has had it's glory day, as Ross and Hyke will attest.

My job is a glorified caretaker, but I don't have enough time to read every thread and follow every potential flamewar brewing.

I like to think our moderation is still better than WP.

Completely true.

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And who is that not anyone currently here

['andersom']

AFF has had it's glory day, as Ross and Hyke will attest.

My job is a glorified caretaker, but I don't have enough time to read every thread and follow every potential flamewar brewing.

I like to think our moderation is still better than WP.

Completely true.

Moderation done in moderation.  

I lurk now and then, and you're doing a great be it often an ungrateful job imo.

[P7PSP]

And who is that not anyone currently here

What?

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And who is that not anyone currently here

What?

The Greatest troll on the internet who is it nobody here