Well, this would not be the first time I looked like a dumbass in front of a pretty girl. Especially one who is probably an aspie. Damn, that really pisses me off!
I wish those damn scientists would hurry up and invent a dream-anything-you-want machine so that I could escape this tortuously lacking reality. And escape into a world where no man will get left behind when it comes to the pretty girl department. Even Chris-chan so that he can slowly have his bent "
![Go duck yourself. duck](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/quacking_duck-117.gif)
" slowly straightened by a vagina. And me, so that I can have all of my lipstick fetish fantasies come to life! And also, give me some moar muscles so that I can inflict my WRATH on those who dare to destroy my ever-wet dream! FUCKERS!!!
![Pissed Off :grrr:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/pissedoff.gif)