The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet

["couldbecousin"]

I might be wrong, but I think Felcher started this thread because he felt embarrased about a few days ago when he renounced his trolling ways, and decided to try being nice. He tried it for about a day, but in that one day he failed to get the attention he craves, and so he reverted to his original attention seeking ways.
I think he'd rather have friends than people who don't like him, but he has no idea how to interact in a nice way, and so he'd rather be a dick and get attention than try being nice and not get any attention.

Wow, you couldn't be more right about me. I am just a pathetic attention-seeking child.

I'm a little child trapped in the body of a 19 year old fatass, living by himself.

I like it when someone understands me, it makes me want to cry a little bit.

I don't really think I am the greatest troll on the Internet. This topic was just titled to incite attention, and I really felt like showing off my first incident of trolling on the Internet.

Thanks, Butterflies.

I suppose sarcasm is a start. 

[Squidusa]

I suppose sarcasm is a start. 

OH SNAP

 

[Al Swearegen]

I might be wrong, but I think Felcher started this thread because he felt embarrased about a few days ago when he renounced his trolling ways, and decided to try being nice. He tried it for about a day, but in that one day he failed to get the attention he craves, and so he reverted to his original attention seeking ways.
I think he'd rather have friends than people who don't like him, but he has no idea how to interact in a nice way, and so he'd rather be a dick and get attention than try being nice and not get any attention.

Wow, you couldn't be more right about me. I am just a pathetic attention-seeking child.

I'm a little child trapped in the body of a 19 year old fatass, living by himself.

I like it when someone understands me, it makes me want to cry a little bit.

I don't really think I am the greatest troll on the Internet. This topic was just titled to incite attention, and I really felt like showing off my first incident of trolling on the Internet.

Thanks, Butterflies.

Interesting.

I think you need to play with yourself less.

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...I'm not sure if what Judy said actually was sarcasm or not.

[Squidusa]

I might be wrong, but I think Felcher started this thread because he felt embarrased about a few days ago when he renounced his trolling ways, and decided to try being nice. He tried it for about a day, but in that one day he failed to get the attention he craves, and so he reverted to his original attention seeking ways.
I think he'd rather have friends than people who don't like him, but he has no idea how to interact in a nice way, and so he'd rather be a dick and get attention than try being nice and not get any attention.

Wow, you couldn't be more right about me. I am just a pathetic attention-seeking child.

I'm a little child trapped in the body of a 19 year old fatass, living by himself.

I like it when someone understands me, it makes me want to cry a little bit.

I don't really think I am the greatest troll on the Internet. This topic was just titled to incite attention, and I really felt like showing off my first incident of trolling on the Internet.

Thanks, Butterflies.

Interesting.

I think you need to play with yourself less.

I think his problem is he doesnt play with himself enough 

["couldbecousin"]

...I'm not sure if what Judy said actually was sarcasm or not.

Just my suspicion. The    seemed a bit over the top.

['Butterflies']

Wow, you couldn't be more right about me. I am just a pathetic attention-seeking child.

I'm a little child trapped in the body of a 19 year old fatass, living by himself.

I like it when someone understands me, it makes me want to cry a little bit.

I don't really think I am the greatest troll on the Internet. This topic was just titled to incite attention, and I really felt like showing off my first incident of trolling on the Internet.

Thanks, Butterflies.

Do you really live by yourself?

[DukeNukem]

Wow, you couldn't be more right about me. I am just a pathetic attention-seeking child.

I'm a little child trapped in the body of a 19 year old fatass, living by himself.

I like it when someone understands me, it makes me want to cry a little bit.

I don't really think I am the greatest troll on the Internet. This topic was just titled to incite attention, and I really felt like showing off my first incident of trolling on the Internet.

Thanks, Butterflies.

Do you really live by yourself?

Yes, I do. I was pretty much forced to anyways.

['Butterflies']

Yes, I do. I was pretty much forced to anyways.

I'm going to make a serious sugestion. You have a bit of a reputation as a prat and it'll be hard to change some peoples opinions, so why don't you create another account on another site where people don't know you, and just be nice. Regardless of what nasty things anyone says to you, just be nice, or don't reply. And also give it time, if you don't make friend immediately just stick at it untill you become like part of the furanture at that site. If you don't act like a dick, then eventually you probably will make friends.
Keep this account for attention seeking/trolling or whatever you want to call it and continue being yourself here, but why don't you try and see if you can be nice and make friends on another site.

[DukeNukem]

Yes, I do. I was pretty much forced to anyways.

I'm going to make a serious sugestion. You have a bit of a reputation as a prat and it'll be hard to change some peoples opinions, so why don't you create another account on another site where people don't know you, and just be nice. Regardless of what nasty things anyone says to you, just be nice, or don't reply. And also give it time, if you don't make friend immediately just stick at it untill you become like part of the furanture at that site. If you don't act like a dick, then eventually you probably will make friends.
Keep this account for attention seeking/trolling or whatever you want to call it and continue being yourself here, but why don't you try and see if you can be nice and make friends on another site.

That might be a good idea.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Screw that, keep trolling away.

['Butterflies']

Screw that, keep trolling away.

But he needs to troll somewhere. If everytime he has the urge to troll he comes and does it here, then we're maybe helping him to make friends, and we're helping the users of the other sites he might troll instead.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Screw that, keep trolling away.

But he needs to troll somewhere. If everytime he has the urge to troll he comes and does it here, then we're maybe helping him to make friends, and we're helping the users of the other sites he might troll instead.

Actually I meant trolling away as in, keep doing it. Like the expression, fire away.

['Butterflies']

Screw that, keep trolling away.

But he needs to troll somewhere. If everytime he has the urge to troll he comes and does it here, then we're maybe helping him to make friends, and we're helping the users of the other sites he might troll instead.

Actually I meant trolling away as in, keep doing it. Like the expression, fire away.

  sorry I see it now. Yeah, I say let him troll 'til his heart's content. It's not doing any harm, and it gives people something to respond to when nothing else is happening on the site

[odeon]

should this thread be in the "make someone laugh " section

Doesn't make me laugh, unfortunately.