The History of The Greatest Troll On The Internet

[DukeNukem]

Bowserchomp

Trolling forums since 2003!!!

That would be me. I have went by quite a few usernames, such as Shyg, SK Omega, Rizaadon, Bowserchomp, Bowser Koopa, Legion Of Doom, etc., trolling a few forums here and there and getting banned from them. Normally, I spend my computer time playing video games and jacking off to porn, but when I don't, I like to go on a trolling spree. I have been doing that ever since I was 12. Want proof? Well, here is a thread on the old Starmen.net forum, back in 2003, where I (Shyg) derailed it by cleverly insulting a moderator, an action which normally took balls to do.

http://oldforum.fobby.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=000631

I came back on there several years later, again as Shyg and made a post where I told them like it is. These weirdos called me a "time travelling asshole" because of what happened in the past! I can't find that one because it was deleted by them greedy mods, but I tried! More on my grand history of trolling later, as I do have a life now.

[Natalia Evans]

I think Shleed is better at it than you.

[P7PSP]

I think Shleed is better at it than you.

Shleed doesn't get butthurt. Felcher Aspie does. 

['Butterflies']

I think Shleed is better at it than you.

Shleed doesn't get butthurt. Felcher Aspie does. 

I agree. You get the feeling that if you say anything too nasty to felcher he'll go away crying to his mum.

[DukeNukem]

I think Shleed is better at it than you.

Shleed doesn't get butthurt. Felcher Aspie does. 

I agree. You get the feeling that if you say anything too nasty to felcher he'll go away crying to his mum.

Bull-Ass-Fucking-Shit. How are you going to prove that I am NOT the Greatest Troll on The Internet?

['Butterflies']

I think Shleed is better at it than you.

Shleed doesn't get butthurt. Felcher Aspie does. 

I agree. You get the feeling that if you say anything too nasty to felcher he'll go away crying to his mum.

Bull-Ass-Fucking-Shit. How are you going to prove that I am NOT the Greatest Troll on The Internet?

I'm not. I feel too sorry for you. If thinking you're a great troll makes you happy, then who am I to burst your bubble.


BTW. Please post n00dz. I really want to see how your pingas and balls of steel match up against the rest of your body.

[DukeNukem]

I think Shleed is better at it than you.

Shleed doesn't get butthurt. Felcher Aspie does. 

I agree. You get the feeling that if you say anything too nasty to felcher he'll go away crying to his mum.

Bull-Ass-Fucking-Shit. How are you going to prove that I am NOT the Greatest Troll on The Internet?

I'm not. I feel too sorry for you. If thinking you're a great troll makes you happy, then who am I to burst your bubble.


BTW. Please post n00dz. I really want to see how your pingas and balls of steel match up against the rest of your body.

Ladies, first!

['Butterflies']

Ladies, first!

If I post mine, would you post yours?

[DukeNukem]

Ladies, first!

If I post mine, would you post yours?

Yes, I would.

['Butterflies']

How do I know you're telling the truth

[DukeNukem]

How do I know you're telling the truth

How do I know you're telling the truth?

['andersom']

How do I know you're telling the truth

How do I know you're telling the truth?

Hey, echolalia. 

[odeon]

he's the worst troll ever.

[DukeNukem]

he's the worst troll ever.

YouTube commenters and ED fags are much worse at trolling than I am. At least I try to be a little innovative every now and then.

[P7PSP]

he's the worst troll ever.

YouTube commenters and ED fags are much worse at trolling than I am. At least I try to be a little innovative every now and then.

You may be right about that. Have you considered developing and focusing on non trolling skills to improve your life?