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Yes Tentacles not testicles..... Do Squids even HAVE testicles?
Wikipedia on squids and their reproductive systemA dissected male specimen of Onykia ingens, showing a non-erect penis (the white tubular structure located below most of the other organs)A specimen of the same species exhibiting elongation of the penis to 67 cm in lengthIn females the ink sac is hidden from view by a pair of white nidamental glands, which lie anterior to the gills. There are also red-spotted accessory nidamental glands. Both organs are associated with food manufacture and shells for the eggs. Females also have a large translucent ovary, situated towards the posterior of the visceral mass.Males do not possess these organs, but instead have a large testis in place of the ovary, and a spermatophoric gland and sac. In mature males, this sac may contain spermatophores, which are placed inside the female's mantle during mating.
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Quote from: Squid_thing on September 14, 2010, 09:02:08 AM Yes Tentacles not testicles..... Do Squids even HAVE testicles? One per male it seems. QuoteWikipedia on squids and their reproductive systemA dissected male specimen of Onykia ingens, showing a non-erect penis (the white tubular structure located below most of the other organs)A specimen of the same species exhibiting elongation of the penis to 67 cm in lengthIn females the ink sac is hidden from view by a pair of white nidamental glands, which lie anterior to the gills. There are also red-spotted accessory nidamental glands. Both organs are associated with food manufacture and shells for the eggs. Females also have a large translucent ovary, situated towards the posterior of the visceral mass.Males do not possess these organs, but instead have a large testis in place of the ovary, and a spermatophoric gland and sac. In mature males, this sac may contain spermatophores, which are placed inside the female's mantle during mating.Amazing you never noticed yourself you had one. (Giant squids are suspected to have a penis btw, other male squids go without )
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Quote from: hykeaswell on September 14, 2010, 12:20:18 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 14, 2010, 09:02:08 AM Yes Tentacles not testicles..... Do Squids even HAVE testicles? One per male it seems. QuoteWikipedia on squids and their reproductive systemA dissected male specimen of Onykia ingens, showing a non-erect penis (the white tubular structure located below most of the other organs)A specimen of the same species exhibiting elongation of the penis to 67 cm in lengthIn females the ink sac is hidden from view by a pair of white nidamental glands, which lie anterior to the gills. There are also red-spotted accessory nidamental glands. Both organs are associated with food manufacture and shells for the eggs. Females also have a large translucent ovary, situated towards the posterior of the visceral mass.Males do not possess these organs, but instead have a large testis in place of the ovary, and a spermatophoric gland and sac. In mature males, this sac may contain spermatophores, which are placed inside the female's mantle during mating.Amazing you never noticed yourself you had one. (Giant squids are suspected to have a penis btw, other male squids go without )Fuck it im a hemaphrodite squid.... problem solved
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 14, 2010, 12:22:38 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 14, 2010, 12:20:18 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 14, 2010, 09:02:08 AM Yes Tentacles not testicles..... Do Squids even HAVE testicles? One per male it seems. QuoteWikipedia on squids and their reproductive systemA dissected male specimen of Onykia ingens, showing a non-erect penis (the white tubular structure located below most of the other organs)A specimen of the same species exhibiting elongation of the penis to 67 cm in lengthIn females the ink sac is hidden from view by a pair of white nidamental glands, which lie anterior to the gills. There are also red-spotted accessory nidamental glands. Both organs are associated with food manufacture and shells for the eggs. Females also have a large translucent ovary, situated towards the posterior of the visceral mass.Males do not possess these organs, but instead have a large testis in place of the ovary, and a spermatophoric gland and sac. In mature males, this sac may contain spermatophores, which are placed inside the female's mantle during mating.Amazing you never noticed yourself you had one. (Giant squids are suspected to have a penis btw, other male squids go without )Fuck it im a hemaphrodite squid.... problem solved Whatever suits you :lol:
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 14, 2010, 09:23:25 AMQuote from: Steve-O on September 14, 2010, 09:17:30 AMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 14, 2010, 09:02:08 AM Yes Tentacles not testicles..... Do Squids even HAVE testicles? I know squids have rings, but balls? Dunno.Rings? One to wear on each tentacle? Calamari. Yummmmmmmm.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 14, 2010, 09:17:30 AMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 14, 2010, 09:02:08 AM Yes Tentacles not testicles..... Do Squids even HAVE testicles? I know squids have rings, but balls? Dunno.Rings? One to wear on each tentacle?
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 14, 2010, 09:02:08 AM Yes Tentacles not testicles..... Do Squids even HAVE testicles? I know squids have rings, but balls? Dunno.