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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2010, 06:41:45 AM »
It morning. My head have the stupid. Brain go poop.

My head has limitations at all hours of the day!  :dunce:
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« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2010, 04:35:19 PM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2010, 02:35:57 AM »
It morning. My head have the stupid. Brain go poop.

Ah, here's the proof.

Shit for brains, and still remarkably intelligent. Miraculous.  :thumbup:
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2010, 03:32:17 PM »
coffee makes me poop, it must be like transmition fluid. makes shure everythings running smoothly

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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2010, 05:56:34 AM »
It morning. My head have the stupid. Brain go poop.

Ah, here's the proof.

Shit for brains, and still remarkably intelligent. Miraculous.  :thumbup:

You have quite a talent, my dear, for splicing insult with flattery.  :lol:  :plus:
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #50 on: September 17, 2010, 01:54:20 PM »
coffee makes me poop, it must be like transmition fluid. makes shure everythings running smoothly

I'm sure its just the caffine. Same as drinking a bunch of coke.
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #51 on: September 19, 2010, 11:55:24 AM »
Soda definitely does NOT make my various craptastic parts run smoothly...
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2010, 04:07:35 PM »
***sips on a Mountain Dew***



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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #53 on: September 20, 2010, 07:18:19 AM »
***sips on a Mountain Dew***



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Just drink equal parts water and you'll be fine. The irregularities occur because of dehydration, and that occurs because soft drinks and coffee are a Diuretic.

Infos > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diuretic
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #54 on: September 20, 2010, 07:28:10 AM »
Diet drinks and sugarfree lollies make you crap more. The stuff they put in them has a well known laxative effect.

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« Reply #55 on: September 20, 2010, 07:33:34 AM »
Diet drinks and sugarfree lollies make you crap more. The stuff they put in them has a well known laxative effect.

Sugarfree candy has aspertame(sp?) usually. That stuff is poison.
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #56 on: September 20, 2010, 10:26:23 AM »
Diet drinks and sugarfree lollies make you crap more. The stuff they put in them has a well known laxative effect.

Sugarfree candy has aspertame(sp?) usually. That stuff is poison.

I think sugar-free candies are more likely to be sweetened with sorbitol, which is a sugar alcohol which has a laxative effect and you definitely shouldn't consume too much.

Non-fountain diet sodas are more likely to be sweetened with aspartame.  Aspartame does break down in the intestines to make methanol of about 10% of the total amount of aspartame ingested, which is a very small amount.  If you drink a glass of diet soda sweetened with aspartame, the amount of methanol would be less than the amount of methanol consumed in a glass of tomato juice.  Aspartame also breaks down to two amino acids, the essential amino acid phenylalanine (50%) and aspartic acid (40%).

If aspartame affects someone badly, they shouldn't consume it, but most people can consume it in normal amounts without any ill effects.

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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #57 on: September 20, 2010, 11:08:09 AM »
 :lol:

Sorbitol. Thats it!
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #58 on: September 22, 2010, 04:16:32 AM »
I don't suspect it's due to dehydration, because I've become more and more sensitive to it over the years. I used to be very addicted to Mountain Dew when I was in my early 20s, to the point that was mostly all I drank. But nowadays, I can't even have a single can without really regretting it intestinally the next day. But I have general immune/intestinal issues anyways. It specifically seems to be related to the level of carbonation. Although throw in higher acidic content, e.g. MD, and it makes it that much worse.

I'm fine with drinking tea, so as far as the diuretic part, that probably isn't it. Although I couldn't say whether soda's diuretic capability doesn't make a bad situation worse for me.

If I drink a soda, I am naturally drawn to drink more water afterwards, almost like a psychological cleansing because I do feel some guilt each time I break down and drink one. (Generally, I know it's not good for me and it's better all around if I avoid them entirely.) Somehow drinking water makes me feel less guilty, heh. --But it doesn't seem to make me feel any better than next morning.  :-\

The reason I feel guilt is because I realize that colon cancer runs in my family and putting things into my digestive tract which are only going to increase the occurrence of inflammation (chronic inflammation increases the risk of cancer development) only makes it that much more likely it may be something I have to contend with in future.
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Re: Hey guys maybe...
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2010, 06:28:51 AM »
Raisin bran?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"