If I got rid of everything that didn't "spark joy"...I'd be on the side of the road with the cat and my coffee maker.
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Can someone explain how Lesbian sex even works?
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 10, 2010, 10:24:49 AMQuote from: Steve-O on September 10, 2010, 10:11:11 AMAs Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.That's more about roleplay than finding the G-spot isn't it?Whatever works.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 10, 2010, 10:11:11 AMAs Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.That's more about roleplay than finding the G-spot isn't it?
As Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one.
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 09, 2010, 10:12:26 PMI didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one. Funnilly enough I've always had a bit of a problem with farting. When I was 4 I was sick and I went to fart and ended up shitting myself. It squirted out through my pockets and ran down the legs of my trousers. I was scared to fart for years after that if I wasn't sitting on the toilet.
I just vomited in my mouth a little
Quote from: Feral Aspie on September 09, 2010, 06:14:14 PMButterflies, are you stalking me? Yup, I'm a notorious stalker. I've stalked most of the people on this site at one time or another. I actually travelled over to America to watch Couldbecousin go about her daily life once, athough don't say anything to her. She doesn't know.
Butterflies, are you stalking me?
I've seen the act like an asswipe, apologize and the resume asswipe activities routine before from Soiled Kinckers when he/it was here. I'll take FA at face value for the time being but I am skeptical.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 09:54:33 AMTry to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!Or better yet, he could stick his tongue between two scissors. I like this one more
Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!
You've been to sweden too, right?
Quote from: odeon on September 10, 2010, 11:56:02 AMYou've been to sweden too, right? What makes you think I'm not i nSweden watching you right now
