If I got rid of everything that didn't "spark joy"...I'd be on the side of the road with the cat and my coffee maker.
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Quote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:56:32 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:53:14 PMQuote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:51:14 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:48:21 PMQuote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:46:02 PMQuote from: Osensitive1 on September 09, 2010, 06:43:09 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMsometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. That's just funny.Yes it is but the olfactory offensiveness seems like a good reason to stalk elsewhere.Isn't that the ONLY reason to fart?Correctomundo TCO :lol:, but flatulence is definitely a better to give than receive type of thing.The gift that keeps on giving. And it doesn't cost anything, either.Yes, farting in a bookstore aisle and going to the next aisle over is quite amusing. Have you ever been kicked out of a bookstore for that?
Quote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:53:14 PMQuote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:51:14 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:48:21 PMQuote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:46:02 PMQuote from: Osensitive1 on September 09, 2010, 06:43:09 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMsometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. That's just funny.Yes it is but the olfactory offensiveness seems like a good reason to stalk elsewhere.Isn't that the ONLY reason to fart?Correctomundo TCO :lol:, but flatulence is definitely a better to give than receive type of thing.The gift that keeps on giving. And it doesn't cost anything, either.Yes, farting in a bookstore aisle and going to the next aisle over is quite amusing.
Quote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:51:14 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:48:21 PMQuote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:46:02 PMQuote from: Osensitive1 on September 09, 2010, 06:43:09 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMsometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. That's just funny.Yes it is but the olfactory offensiveness seems like a good reason to stalk elsewhere.Isn't that the ONLY reason to fart?Correctomundo TCO :lol:, but flatulence is definitely a better to give than receive type of thing.The gift that keeps on giving. And it doesn't cost anything, either.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:48:21 PMQuote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:46:02 PMQuote from: Osensitive1 on September 09, 2010, 06:43:09 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMsometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. That's just funny.Yes it is but the olfactory offensiveness seems like a good reason to stalk elsewhere.Isn't that the ONLY reason to fart?Correctomundo TCO :lol:, but flatulence is definitely a better to give than receive type of thing.
Quote from: PPK on September 09, 2010, 06:46:02 PMQuote from: Osensitive1 on September 09, 2010, 06:43:09 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMsometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. That's just funny.Yes it is but the olfactory offensiveness seems like a good reason to stalk elsewhere.Isn't that the ONLY reason to fart?
Quote from: Osensitive1 on September 09, 2010, 06:43:09 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMsometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. That's just funny.Yes it is but the olfactory offensiveness seems like a good reason to stalk elsewhere.
Quote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMsometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. That's just funny.
sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:23:27 PMSo that was YOU that was floating around my room on a hot night in January. Hmmmmmm.It sure was, sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. When you walk down the street at night and you think you're being followed and you turn around and nobodys there, it's me, watching from a safe distance.
So that was YOU that was floating around my room on a hot night in January. Hmmmmmm.
Quote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:23:27 PMSo that was YOU that was floating around my room on a hot night in January. Hmmmmmm.It sure was, sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. When you walk down the street at night and you think you're being followed and you turn around and nobodys there, it's me, watching from a safe distance. I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one.
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 09, 2010, 10:12:26 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 09, 2010, 06:31:23 PMQuote from: Steve-O on September 09, 2010, 06:23:27 PMSo that was YOU that was floating around my room on a hot night in January. Hmmmmmm.It sure was, sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. When you walk down the street at night and you think you're being followed and you turn around and nobodys there, it's me, watching from a safe distance. I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one. Can someone explain how Lesbian sex even works?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Can someone explain how Lesbian sex even works?
Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 10, 2010, 09:54:33 AMTry to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!Or better yet, he could stick his tongue between two scissors. I like this one more
The force is strong with me.
As Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.
Quote from: Steve-O on September 10, 2010, 10:11:11 AMAs Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.That's more about roleplay than finding the G-spot isn't it?