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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #75 on: September 09, 2010, 07:02:53 PM »
sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz.
That's just funny.
Yes it is but the olfactory offensiveness seems like a good reason to stalk elsewhere.

Isn't that the ONLY reason to fart?
Correctomundo TCO  :lol:, but flatulence is definitely a better to give than receive type of thing.

The gift that keeps on giving. And it doesn't cost anything, either.
Yes, farting in a bookstore aisle and going to the next aisle over is quite amusing.  :LOL:

Have you ever been kicked out of a bookstore for that?  :zoinks:
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #76 on: September 09, 2010, 10:12:26 PM »

So that was YOU that was floating around my room on a hot night in January. Hmmmmmm.

It sure was, sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. When you walk down the street at night and you think you're being followed and you turn around and nobodys there, it's me, watching from a safe distance.

I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one. :zoinks:
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #77 on: September 10, 2010, 09:25:33 AM »

So that was YOU that was floating around my room on a hot night in January. Hmmmmmm.

It sure was, sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. When you walk down the street at night and you think you're being followed and you turn around and nobodys there, it's me, watching from a safe distance.

I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one. :zoinks:

Can someone explain how Lesbian sex even works?

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #78 on: September 10, 2010, 09:32:22 AM »

So that was YOU that was floating around my room on a hot night in January. Hmmmmmm.

It sure was, sometimes I hide under your bed and listen to you fart just for the lulz. When you walk down the street at night and you think you're being followed and you turn around and nobodys there, it's me, watching from a safe distance.

I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one. :zoinks:

Can someone explain how Lesbian sex even works?

Hun, use your imagination.

All you can do to a woman without using your penis can be done by a woman too. And that is quite a lot.
Getting skilled in that will do you no harm when you are with a woman.
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #79 on: September 10, 2010, 09:41:04 AM »

Can someone explain how Lesbian sex even works?

OK imahine you knew the erogenous zones of a woman very well...erogenous zones...well you know how women...fuck this is harder than I thought. For fuck's sake Judy stop staring at me with the bucktoothed, gormless, vacant expression on your face. Can someone else please explain it to this retarded child?

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #80 on: September 10, 2010, 09:54:33 AM »
Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.

Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #81 on: September 10, 2010, 09:57:29 AM »
Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.

Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!

Or better yet, he could stick his tongue between two scissors. I like this one more  :2thumbsup:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #82 on: September 10, 2010, 09:58:58 AM »
Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.

Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!

Damn, this is painful to read Rage. I keep reading "Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between them....." And there my eyes go blurry with the blood-spattering in my visual thinking.
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #83 on: September 10, 2010, 09:59:31 AM »
Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.

Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!

Or better yet, he could stick his tongue between two scissors. I like this one more  :2thumbsup:

SNAP!
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #84 on: September 10, 2010, 10:01:56 AM »
The force is strong with me. 8)
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #85 on: September 10, 2010, 10:02:56 AM »
The force is strong with me. 8)

Yes, it is.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #86 on: September 10, 2010, 10:11:11 AM »
As Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".

Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #87 on: September 10, 2010, 10:21:18 AM »
Its a little spongy spot on the wall a couple of inches in.
(location and depth varies)

Just work a finger in, taking your time. Once its up to the knuckle, make "cmere" motions and probe the walls till you find it.

Easy Peasy.
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #88 on: September 10, 2010, 10:24:49 AM »
As Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".

Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.

That's more about roleplay than finding the G-spot isn't it?
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2010, 10:30:28 AM »
As Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".

Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.

That's more about roleplay than finding the G-spot isn't it?

Whatever works.  ;)
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