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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2006, 02:25:17 PM »
so what are our orders today, odeon?

Shut up and get me a beer, woman! ;)
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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2006, 02:25:58 PM »
I'm not part of the aspie elite, but i want orders too.  ;D

Shut up and get me a beer, w--. Oops. Sorry. Just get me the beer, OK? :P
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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2006, 02:26:20 PM »
i think you'll find i'm actually a woman.  i'm definitely extremely post pubescent, which is the usual benchmark, isn't it? 

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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2006, 02:27:08 PM »
oi !

What??  :angel:   I didn't think you were the jealous type- besides I didn't say it had to be Odeon that did it  ;)

Thing is, none of you get to decide. I'm the master, remember. :D
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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2006, 02:28:02 PM »
oh aye?

care to look me in the eye and say that?

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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2006, 02:28:43 PM »
i think you'll find i'm actually a woman.  i'm definitely extremely post pubescent, which is the usual benchmark, isn't it? 

:P

I was making it simple so Wobert will understand. He's pubescent, you know. ;D
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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2006, 02:29:48 PM »
oh aye?

care to look me in the eye and say that?

 :-*

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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2006, 02:32:34 PM »
oh aye?

care to look me in the eye and say that?

 :-*

 :D

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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2006, 02:33:48 PM »
That's me. :angel:

Bwahhahhaahahahaaaaaaa...!
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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2006, 02:55:30 PM »
well, i should stop the former, and get going with the latter, if i were you, dear heart - i have to go to bed soon, cos i'm working tomorrow.

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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #25 on: September 23, 2006, 02:57:28 PM »
Work? Tomorrow? Goodness, why?
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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2006, 03:00:01 PM »
i need the money (haven't worked for over 2 months), it's a piece of piss (once they tell me what to do when i get there, and i stop panicking), and they're paying time and a half.

it's stewarding students around for their registration day.

besides, i may even meet people i want to talk to (i.e. the other members of staff, or mature students).  i'm not holding my breath, though.

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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #27 on: September 23, 2006, 03:01:24 PM »
Well I hope it all goes well. I know the part about needing the money.
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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #28 on: September 23, 2006, 03:05:32 PM »
ta.  i'll let you know.

just having a panic about what to wear - british weather is a nightmare, and i have to disguise he IBS ballooning, which is bound to be worse tomorrow, cos i'll be neurotic until i get into the swing of things.  :(  AND i have to wear a green polo shirt, and i don't know the shade of green, and it might not even be cotton, in which case i'm fucked.  panicpanicpanic...

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Re: Your Master's Voice...
« Reply #29 on: September 23, 2006, 03:07:57 PM »

that'll be me, then.  you know my dark secret  - am a Man or a Woman?

(if you can't remember, i'm sure i can jog your memory   :-*  ).

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