Your Master's Voice...

[odeon]

She had arranged to meet someone called Lucifer (whether it was a man or woman she did not know) at the edge of Malham Tarn at 11pm. This Lucifer would then take her to the residence of the great Odeon, the master of the Aspie Elite.

Who am I to argue with the comrade? Dunc, looks like you've been overthrown.

[QuirkyCarla]

so what are our orders today, odeon?

[Lucifer]

oh dear - he doesn't seem to know whether i'm a man or a woman. 

o Odeon, Master, and all that wossname of the Aspie Elite (although not MY master, cos i ain't in that elite) - speak to me as the oracle, and tell of the gender of she who is called Lucifer, Lulu Cypher, of the Nethermost Hells.

that'll be me, then.  you know my dark secret  - am a Man or a Woman?

(if you can't remember, i'm sure i can jog your memory     ).

[Nomaken]

I'm not part of the aspie elite, but i want orders too. 

[purposefulinsanity]

If I don't obey your orders do I get a spanking? 

[Lucifer]

oi !

[purposefulinsanity]

oi !

What??     I didn't think you were the jealous type- besides I didn't say it had to be Odeon that did it 

[Lucifer]

of course i'm jealous!  you don't think i'm going to let him go once i've got my talons into him, do y...

ah.  hang on - this is a public thread, isn't it?  whoops...  where were we...?

ah yes...

i'm sure there would be a queue round the sodding block if you put it out to tender, honeybun.  mcj would probably drown in his own ejaculate just at the thought - i bet he COULD squirt it up his nose and drown, you know.

[purposefulinsanity]

of course i'm jealous!  you don't think i'm going to let him go once i've got my talons into him, do y...

ah.  hang on - this is a public thread, isn't it?  whoops...  where were we...?

ah yes...

i'm sure there would be a queue round the sodding block if you put it out to tender, honeybun.  mcj would probably drown in his own ejaculate just at the thought - i bet he COULD squirt it up his nose and drown, you know.

I think he's really too scared of me- he kept pretending he couldn't find my pms in chat last week 

[Lucifer]

i agree.  but i'm still chortling at the image of him wazzing up his own nose. 

[purposefulinsanity]

i agree.  but i'm still chortling at the image of him wazzing up his own nose. 

Me too, especially since I just know when he comes back online he's going to say he's already done it 

[Lucifer]

i want pictures!

 

[Lucifer]

blimey, odeon - looks like it's me and you, and pee and HG who are now the Gang of Four.  although i suppose that might be ancient history for these youngsters - let's make it the Axis of Evil.

do we get a laminated membership card?  could be useful at gigs, etc:

"Mind yer backs - Axis of Evil, yep, coming through..."



amazing, though, how we're all non-americans - has robert found another windmill to tilt at?

[McGiver]

She had arranged to meet someone called Lucifer (whether it was a man or woman she did not know) at the edge of Malham Tarn at 11pm. This Lucifer would then take her to the residence of the great Odeon, the master of the Aspie Elite.

Who am I to argue with the comrade? Dunc, looks like you've been overthrown.

O master is number 1.

all hail the king of screening.

[odeon]

blimey, odeon - looks like it's me and you, and pee and HG who are now the Gang of Four.  although i suppose that might be ancient history for these youngsters - let's make it the Axis of Evil.

do we get a laminated membership card?  could be useful at gigs, etc:

"Mind yer backs - Axis of Evil, yep, coming through..."



amazing, though, how we're all non-americans - has robert found another windmill to tilt at?

Axis of Evil. I like that. You know, it's almost mandatory for any Axis of Evil member to be non-American.

Oh, and you're a girl. Wobert is confused.