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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2006, 08:59:02 AM »
Quote from: Queen Omega on September 24, 2006, 12:47:28 AM
i lost my IM virginity to Praetor in the Aspie Village Chat Room.  :o

he was very gentle with me.
but what about the time we IMed on MSN... did that mean nothing to you?? :'( :P
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2006, 10:38:09 AM »
Quote from: Draggon on September 24, 2006, 08:59:02 AM
Quote from: Queen Omega on September 24, 2006, 12:47:28 AM
i lost my IM virginity to Praetor in the Aspie Village Chat Room.  :o

he was very gentle with me.
but what about the time we IMed on MSN... did that mean nothing to you?? :'( :P

If she was only IMing first and that was a chat room, that's like comparing the missionary to an orgy.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2006, 10:39:53 AM »
i feel so cheap.  :'(
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2006, 02:10:30 PM »
I lost my make-grilled-cheese virginity.  NO, THAT IS NOT A METAPHOR.  I had actually never cooked the food grilled cheese before today.  It was OK but I think I needed to cook it more; I got impatient because I was so damn hungry.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2006, 02:20:50 PM »
I dont know, that sounds pretty good to me.  Sex + ravioli.  What i'd like is some sex + grilled chicken.  Or some sex + some medium rare steak in a bernaise sauce.

Betrayal at the house on the hill is basically a catalogue of various haunted house thriller horror movies.  It has a few dozen rooms covering anything you'd find in a mansion, with about 5 level specific floors.  You explore, get items, see omens, and as time goes on the place becomes haunted, one of you gets picked to go insane(you fail a sanity roll basically, and it gets harder to succede as the turns go on), and you help the house kill everyone else.  And each type of haunting determines how the traitor wins and how the others win.  It is moreso a game designed to be fun rather than fair.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2006, 02:28:24 PM »
That game sounds awesome.  Is it an online thing or does it require an actual financial investment?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2006, 02:32:13 PM »
Well i think you have to buy it, but it seems it could very easily be transfered to work online, i dont know if they made a PC game out of it.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2009, 08:12:30 PM »
I lost my Mad Season virginity tonight. Good band. I'm a new fan.  :thumbup:
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2009, 08:15:16 PM »
i lost my "talk to someone that's not my family on the phone" virginity about 2 months ago
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2009, 08:16:56 PM »
oh shit wait no i didn't, i talked to tonnes of people on the phone before i got social anxiety  :lol:

fuck, i'm so retarded lol

let me think of something

i don't do new things very often
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #25 on: October 26, 2009, 08:40:19 PM »
:laugh:

You lost your regular spaz meetup virginity recently.
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #26 on: October 26, 2009, 09:06:28 PM »
I lost my opiate virginity...














and I want it back!!!  >:(
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2009, 03:08:12 AM »
I lost my bricklaying virginity.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM »
I lost my "giving son a driving lesson on the freeway at night" virginity. Aaaand we're back on terra firma now. :worship:
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Re: I Lost My _____ Virginity!
« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2009, 06:04:06 AM »
Quote from: SleepyDragon on October 29, 2009, 05:12:16 AM
I lost my "giving son a driving lesson on the freeway at night" virginity. Aaaand we're back on terra firma now. :worship:

:lol: Hilarious.  :plus:
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