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[The_Chosen_One]

Would you get a discount if you joined PETA?

I just now got that!

Yep, know the feeling.  Sometimes I'm a day or so behind.

Sometimes I am a *week* or so behind. It started with my tardy birth! 

Did you have to get a late pass from the office?

["couldbecousin"]

Would you get a discount if you joined PETA?

I just now got that!

Yep, know the feeling.  Sometimes I'm a day or so behind.

Sometimes I am a *week* or so behind. It started with my tardy birth! 

Did you have to get a late pass from the office?

You mean from the Almighty? 

[The_Chosen_One]

Would you get a discount if you joined PETA?

I just now got that!

Yep, know the feeling.  Sometimes I'm a day or so behind.

Sometimes I am a *week* or so behind. It started with my tardy birth! 

Did you have to get a late pass from the office?

You mean from the Almighty? 

If that's what the principal is calling himself.....

["couldbecousin"]

Would you get a discount if you joined PETA?

I just now got that!

Yep, know the feeling.  Sometimes I'm a day or so behind.

Sometimes I am a *week* or so behind. It started with my tardy birth! 

Did you have to get a late pass from the office?

You mean from the Almighty? 

If that's what the principal is calling himself.....

Well, as I say, my birth was a week later than expected, that is what started it all! I was supposed to have been born on St. Patrick's Day, and named Patricia! I guess I overheard that being discussed and didn't want to be a Patty! So I scrunched up into a ball and hid out for another week before making my grand entrance, and I like to joke that I've never caught up. 

[The_Chosen_One]

Would you get a discount if you joined PETA?

I just now got that!

Yep, know the feeling.  Sometimes I'm a day or so behind.

Sometimes I am a *week* or so behind. It started with my tardy birth! 

Did you have to get a late pass from the office?

You mean from the Almighty? 

If that's what the principal is calling himself.....

Well, as I say, my birth was a week later than expected, that is what started it all! I was supposed to have been born on St. Patrick's Day, and named Patricia! I guess I overheard that being discussed and didn't want to be a Patty! So I scrunched up into a ball and hid out for another week before making my grand entrance, and I like to joke that I've never caught up. 

Just as well your mum & dad didn't migrate to Australia and make you hang out til April 25 - You might have been called Anzac.

["couldbecousin"]

Would you get a discount if you joined PETA?

I just now got that!

Yep, know the feeling.  Sometimes I'm a day or so behind.

Sometimes I am a *week* or so behind. It started with my tardy birth! 

Did you have to get a late pass from the office?

You mean from the Almighty? 

If that's what the principal is calling himself.....

Well, as I say, my birth was a week later than expected, that is what started it all! I was supposed to have been born on St. Patrick's Day, and named Patricia! I guess I overheard that being discussed and didn't want to be a Patty! So I scrunched up into a ball and hid out for another week before making my grand entrance, and I like to joke that I've never caught up. 

Just as well your mum & dad didn't migrate to Australia and make you hang out til April 25 - You might have been called Anzac.

Good lord, I would have been waaaaaay overripe by then!