This is a forum FULL of trolls. And I own it!
Really? How do you figure either of these premises?
Because peons like you just kneel down in front of me and suck on my magnificent PINGAS!
You would have to get past your man boons and jelly belly to see your own pingas and you at least have motivation to do so.
You fantasise that I may have some desire to but that is because you are young and desperate. You'd probably try to fuck a rat on a chain given the chance and you'd have more chance with that than getting your pingas near anything human.
So try again you bucktooth inbred.
Now answer my question without trying to hit on me.
Hit on YOU? Don't flatter yourself! I'm straight, and besides, I don't flirt with married people.
And don't try to gross me out, because I just had lunch!
You are the one fantasising about me getting intimate with you. Don't play coy now. You were probably stuffing your maw with something deep-fried whilst posting your want to me sucking on your pingas, amirite.
I imagine eating takes up a fair bit of your waking hours, hence the man boobs.
Desperate, fat, troll wannabe.